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|Samantha - Any Pronoun - 24 - Pansexual - Polygamy - Single| I love - drawing, watching anime and youtube, playing video games, and making others happy.

[vaervaf-deactivated20160101]

[dat-soldier]

[beefbroganoff]

I’m pretty sure that’s called reality

[aeralis]

*rolls d20* I die of polio.

[glumshoe]

wait until this guy finds out about sci-fi

[jaubaius]

Creative & DIY

[femur-theif]

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

[sdv-mostly-shane]

Farmer : Name a way to be nice to someone

Shane : Not telling them to f*ck off the first time they talk to you

Farmer : ...

Farmer : setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it

[sdv-mostly-shane]

Farmer: I’m cold

Alex: oh-I always go run when I get cold, here, let me tie my sneakers tighter and we can g-

Elliot: oh my sweet summer child. Take my woolen scarf. No no, it’s fine, I assure you. Here, and my mittens. No I insist. Let’s go get a cup of hot chocolate together and we can sit in front of the fire.

Harvey: I always tell you to dress in layers, but you don’t listen. You really should bundle up, I don’t want to have to worry about you getting sick. It’s a good thing I always carry an extra sweater in my bag, here. *places sweater around you*

Sam: ‘Hi cold, I’m Sam’

Sebastian: It’s like that sometimes. The endless abyss that ceaselessly calls you and I is perpetually cold. The darkness within us as a human race is freezing. ... Oh, here you can have my coat

Shane: oh sh*t okay okay *rips off hoodie so fast and earnestly that he falls over*

[azuneekun]

current experience playing stardew valley with my girlfriend

[dissectedfrog]

Another one. A better one.

[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Shane, walking into the house: What are you doing?

Farmer, laying on the ground: Stargazing

Shane: Why are there pictures of me taped on the ceiling?

Farmer: The stars are beautiful tonight

[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Farmer: I need you

Shane: For?

Farmer: Ever

Shane, voice cracking: oH

[dissectedfrog]

My two favorite things to do in Stardew: hoeing and hoeing

[azuneekun]

lmao shout out to my friends for making this as my first ever experience in playing stardew valley 

[dailypleaselikeme]

Nailed it.

[lunaticfish]

I fixed it

[jump-around-jumpjump-deactivate]

Thank you for showing the truth. 

[neko-byodo-shugi-sha-deactivate]

I can’t even name the colours, I just say “the purple red one… No, the other purple red one.”

[brokebogan]

Are you okay?

I’m alive... but I really don’t feel okay... <3 Thank you for worrying lovely. 

[milesedgworth]

[ahsokasshoto]

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

[mymompickedthisurl-deactivated2]

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant “hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?” “don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

[solarbird]

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

[vixyish]

Bolding mine.

[amethystinia-deactivated2018121]

Captain Jack Harkness does not approve of your blatantly sexist “joke”, ya pissers.

[the-officialoids]

Your fave is problematic: Cr1TiKaL

• pronounced manga as “maynga” once • is a cinnamon roll too good and too pure for this earth • how many fuckin recorders does this boy even own • and on that note how many white shirts does this boy own • needs more wardrobe variety • burped so loud his neighbors heard him

[oldaerivaille]

[traumathoughts]