I’m pretty sure that’s called reality
*rolls d20* I die of polio.
wait until this guy finds out about sci-fi
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I’m pretty sure that’s called reality
*rolls d20* I die of polio.
wait until this guy finds out about sci-fi
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SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT
Farmer : Name a way to be nice to someone
Shane : Not telling them to f*ck off the first time they talk to you
Farmer : ...
Farmer : setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it
Farmer: I’m cold
Alex: oh-I always go run when I get cold, here, let me tie my sneakers tighter and we can g-
Elliot: oh my sweet summer child. Take my woolen scarf. No no, it’s fine, I assure you. Here, and my mittens. No I insist. Let’s go get a cup of hot chocolate together and we can sit in front of the fire.
Harvey: I always tell you to dress in layers, but you don’t listen. You really should bundle up, I don’t want to have to worry about you getting sick. It’s a good thing I always carry an extra sweater in my bag, here. *places sweater around you*
Sam: ‘Hi cold, I’m Sam’
Sebastian: It’s like that sometimes. The endless abyss that ceaselessly calls you and I is perpetually cold. The darkness within us as a human race is freezing. ... Oh, here you can have my coat
Shane: oh sh*t okay okay *rips off hoodie so fast and earnestly that he falls over*
current experience playing stardew valley with my girlfriend
Another one. A better one.
Shane, walking into the house: What are you doing?
Farmer, laying on the ground: Stargazing
Shane: Why are there pictures of me taped on the ceiling?
Farmer: The stars are beautiful tonight
Farmer: I need you
Shane: For?
Farmer: Ever
Shane, voice cracking: oH
My two favorite things to do in Stardew: hoeing and hoeing
lmao shout out to my friends for making this as my first ever experience in playing stardew valley
Nailed it.
I fixed it
Thank you for showing the truth.
I can’t even name the colours, I just say “the purple red one… No, the other purple red one.”
Are you okay?
I’m alive... but I really don’t feel okay... <3 Thank you for worrying lovely.
#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant “hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?” “don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.
Bolding mine.
Captain Jack Harkness does not approve of your blatantly sexist “joke”, ya pissers.
Your fave is problematic: Cr1TiKaL
• pronounced manga as “maynga” once • is a cinnamon roll too good and too pure for this earth • how many fuckin recorders does this boy even own • and on that note how many white shirts does this boy own • needs more wardrobe variety • burped so loud his neighbors heard him