Dew’d

Apparently I’m a chaotic good. But I’m still an obnoxious shitposter. Ask me anything about OCs or HCs! All of my original posts (not reblogs) can be found under #oc NSFW tagged accordingly. ~Banner by primroselegends; avatar by nau7ilus~

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Bachelors: Shane Sebastian Sam Harvey Elliott Alex

Bachelorettes: Emily Abigail Penny Maru Leah Haley

Other villagers: Robin Demetrius Clint Pierre Lewis Linus Marnie Kent Krobus Wizard Jas Morris Junimos

Other content: Memes / Shitposts Original posts Comics Headcanons Asks Spicy content / NSFW Fan art In-game Incorrect quotes Gifs Fanfic / Imagines Picrew LGBT+ Posts ASS Gang (Abigail-Sebastian-Sam) Any posts referencing Seb’s extra 3 pixels of butt Sebastian-Sam pairing posts (platonic and romantic)

Original Characters: Suhi Jasper Zak Sabiha Allengarde (owned by @die06 / @nau7ilus) Sunny (owned by @sunnylovestherain​) Danny/Danthony (owned by @its-farmer-danny) Suhi x Sebastian Suhi x Allengarde Suhi x Sunny Allengarde x Shane Jasper x Sam Zak x Alex Sabiha x Leah SASS Shenanigans (Shane, Allengarde, Suhi, Sebastian)

Other Farmers (that don’t belong to me): Female Farmers Male Farmers Non-binary Farmers

Additional links:

Sashimi and Chill Discord Server (Stardew Valley Discord Server)

My AO3

SDV NPC Sorter (page must be visited on desktop)

Pelican Town: A Stardew Valley Community Facebook group

Stardrop Saloon (18+) Facebook group

Sebastian Spotify playlist

Suhi Spotify playlist

Sam Spotify playlist

Sabiha Spotify playlist

[dissectedfrog]

My friends asked me to draw trans Seb, so I did both pre- and post-top surgery Seb. 🥺🥰

A lot of people headcanon him as trans, but I haven’t seen fan art and there just needs to be some of this beautiful boy.

[dissectedfrog]

Just a reminder that I HC Seb as trans (either as trans man or non-binary). 🥰💖

Seb is beautiful and trans is beautiful.

[halothanic]

their resemblance is showing 😇✨🌟

[stardewhaley]

had to do it for the url pls don’t take this seriously aha

[hangflowersart]

sebby style 😏

[stardewnice]

Headcanon

They don't sell hair gel in Pelican Town, so Sam uses slime Abigail gets from the mines instead

Forbidden hair gel

[seochivy]

made this edit for my spotify playlist :]

[dissectedfrog]

Hello farmers!

I wanted to introduce you all to my friend's Redbubble account! She is working on neat Stardew Valley art and she's new to the digital art world so I recommend checking her stuff out!!

https://www.redbubble.com/people/IncognitumArt/shop

She’s also on Instagram and it would be awesome if you’d check her out and give her a follow! Encourage her to keep creating!!!

https://instagram.com/incognitum_artist

[zuzuxp]

Happy 5th Birthday!

(Twenty golden walnut are hidden in the picture. Can you find them?)

[stardewhomo]

I saw a pic like this and i was like 👁👁 seb

[sofiaruelle]

I was torn between mall goth or visual kei.... So why not both?

Harvey, Shane.

[cottagekrobus]

The Bachelor/ette’s favourite TV shows

Abigail: American Horror Story

Alex: Claims to exclusively watch sports, but he and Evelyn have never missed an episode of the Great British Bake Off

Elliott: Does not own a television. Debatable if he even knows what television is

Emily: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

Haley: Riverdale

Harvey: House MD (Secretly wishes he was House, knows in his heart that he’s Wilson)

Leah: The Great Pottery Throwdown

Maru: The Big Bang Theory

Penny: The Office (US)

Sam: The Inbetweeners

Sebastian: Rick and Morty (unironically kins Rick)

Shane: Better Call Saul

[lyseif-deactivated20210205]

sam ran out of hair gel

[saturniade]

the bachelors should wear some skirts, i think! 🌼

[u-so-silly]

Stardew Valley | Robin

your local middleaged carpenter.

a quick-ish warm up for the day

[dissectedfrog]

I finally did a rough color of this sketch I did of Leah back in October.

[sploinky]

i feel like sam would ironically call his s/o his little pogchamp and theyd threaten to break up with him