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anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

#I would be kicked out

The overlap between wealthy conservative and/or Christian woman and needlepoint is actually quite large (as it so seems). Which probably isn’t the most surprising observation, but I find it really interesting

#brokedirt writes #a popular needlepoint canvas has the statement remember the lilies and my ass thought it was some like flower history #no it’s a biblical reference #which like according to Google the reference isn’t bad per say but kinda made me fully realize the overlap #mostly because I had liked the design but didn’t know what it meant until today lol

July was NOT good for my wallet

#brokedirt writes

100% sugar level is infinitely better than 75% sugar level for boba

#brokedirt writes #I love yummy things

I’m so good at predicting things it might be my superpower

#for example I predicted that this Karen would still be at the coffeee shop even tho she was no longer at the table she made a show #of offering it to my friend and I after she saw we were talking about it

I think my therapist teared up again… guess that’s what happens when you tell someone you’ve been robbed of your childhood because of alcoholism

#brokedirt writes #I literally can’t

I get why people have needlepoint stashes now

#brokedirt writes #I went to the flagship store and the nyc location which had their own in-store exclusives #it was magical #but also like now I have a mini collection LOL #do I still think that stitch mail Monday and the must-haves are often promoting overconsumption? yes.

8nin

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

#the more moots the more duplicate posts lol

No one:

Me: *straddled on top of bf and grinding on him* asks about why the multiplication table exists and how come it’s specifically a table

#brokedirt writes #he couldn’t form an answer nor did he understand the words I was saying to him LOL #it was really funny

I hate being sick

#brokedirt writes

brokedirt

Hormones are weird because after my period I’m instantly thinking wow I’d really like to have a baby. When in fact, I do not want to have a child.

brokedirt

Good news everyone, I no longer wish to have baby.

#now I’m just horny lmaooo

magical-girl-mayday

Happy National Friendship Day

anna-scribbles

at long last. adrinette exes marichat. part 6. (part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5)

#fics

Hormones are weird because after my period I’m instantly thinking wow I’d really like to have a baby. When in fact, I do not want to have a child.

#brokedirt writes

Love when the timeline from my siblings matches up perfectly for when my memories of my mother start to go to shit

#brokedirt writes #live laugh love

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

“There’s no ethical billionaires” is a statement I understood by it’s definition, but now that we have a trillionaire (wtf) I think I have a better visual.

#brokedirt writes #maybe I’ve gained another brain wrinkle #wdym the guy could solve like human hunger???

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