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° Born to be someone's loser boyfriend ︶꒷﹆˚₊゛

18 yo, he/him, omnisexual, a multi shipper ☆

Jst a place to put my lil thoughts :) ☆

Remus would leave his arithmancy homework on a table in the dorms because he's too stressed and can't seem to finish it. Only to come back and see that it's been done and finished, a familiar handwriting on it.

He confronts sirius about it, and sirius just goes "oh that was yours? I saw it laying around and thought I'd do an easy task. You're welcome btw"

#flex #remus was upset about it btw #hates how thinsg come so easily for sirius #₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #sirius loves remus #remus x sirius #remus lupin x sirius black

James Fleamont Potter is a love bomber

#dont believe me?#ask regulus black lily evans evan rosier sirius black and peter pettigrew #victims of his love bombing byw #₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#james potter #james fleamont potter

Lily Evans would fw Chinese Opera

#₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#lily evans

xotyx

Kingsley’s motto the entire time he’s dorming with the marauders is not my circus, not my monkeys.

Two of his roommates (James and Sirius) start sharing a bed every night? Not his circus, not his monkeys, he’s putting up his silencing charms and going to sleep.

One of them (Peter) starts hanging out with known death eaters (and kissing two of them (Barty and Evan)?)? Not his circus, not his monkeys, he hopes they’re very happy together, he guesses.

One of them (Remus) is sick every full moon? Not his circus, not his monkeys, if he doesn’t think about it too hard, he can pretend he doesn’t know what that means.

He’s seen one of them (James) disappear into thin air on multiple occasions? Not his circus, not his monkeys, anyone asking Kingsley hears the deathly hallows are just legend and why the hell are they asking him that.

Three of them (Sirius, Peter, and James) start going through the process to become animagi? Not his circus, not his monkeys. God, he hopes none of them become actual monkeys.

#i like this #very silly

therewasnofloorbtw

James: "oh i love your bike, can I ride?"

Sirius, on a motorcycle: "sure man, why not, ill teach ya how to"

James: "shi i meant the biker"

Sirius:

noblehouseofgay

Telepathically stares at a few select mutuals that I'm jealous over bc I want to be friends but we don't t a l k enough and I'm bad at talking

#might be me

byersbambi

#then sirius gets in between them and all three have raw sex together #the end

therewasnofloorbtw

Sirius sabotages all of James' relationships it's why lily didn't like James at first, he kept talking shit about James to lily so he can have James ALLLL to himself

#selfish prick #kill him #(affectionate)#₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#james potter #sirius black #prongsfoot #bambibelle

I love gaslighter evan. He makes you rethink everything you've ever believed. He could convince you that the sky is all a gigantic hoax, a lie, pull up evidence out of his ass, and be utterly serious about it, and then say, "Not sure though, I made it up" sometimes he doesn't even admit that it's a lie.

#regulus is his biggest victim #yea regulus is stubborn #and has trust issues #but hes so gullible to evans gaslighting #its so funny #₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#evan rosier

maluceh

that trend but with Jily

#i love them #they would so do this

For a date night, Regulus will wear the nicest shirts he has, the best pants that show off his figure, the most intricate rings, make sure his hair covers up his big forehead, the best coat or outerwear that matches. And his date will just show up in the most basic clothes ever. He's actually pretty disappointed

#I CANT DECIDE ON A SHIP #it mstches w jeg and moonwater and evanreg and all that #not bartylus tho barty shkws up in fishnets #₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#regulus black #james potter #remus lupin #evan rosier #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #moonwater #evanreg #rosewater

Pandalily always has the best dates, okay? It may be simple, but they're always better than everyone else's dates

#thats what pandora sqears at least #personally i agree w her #₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#pandalily #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #lily evans #lily x pandora #pandora x lily #pandora loves lily #lily loves pandora

alter-ego-xxx

Ok you CANNOT just mention jegulus + somnophilia and leave it there with no details... I need details... PLEASE

referring to this post

nsfw (it's all consensual)

Okay, so I think it all started when they were fucking after Reg just got his t-shot and was insanely horny. He let James fuck him for like three rounds and then poor James was so tired out (because it was like 4am) and could barely stay awake but Reg was still soo needy... James then told him to get on top and pleasure himself on James' dick even though he might fall asleep during it. Reg found it so hot to have his own personal sex toy and it was for sure not the last time this happened.

#oh fuck yea #jeg LIVES for somno ok #james also fant take his hands off regulua so sometimes when its early morning #he'll just touch him all over then just statt fingering him #hes so obsessed with the way regukus looks when hes sleeping #amd regulus this bastard gets off to watching james sleep #he'll have his cum all over james and itll be just feom looking at him alone #i liek to imagine this mostly happens in the mornings when one of them wakes up earlier than the other

Regulus Black despises red because it was his brothers favourite colour. Its why he hates red wine, spicy red food, red decorations, red ink, and all of that. But he has an exception, and it's strawberries. He loves strawberries

#random hc #i love red so i csnt relate #strawberries r so food tho fr #₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#regulus black #regulus arcturus black

Sirius has the noisiest motorcycle ever. He's got pulled over soo many times because his engine is WAY too loud. He thinks he's so cool, but it's actually so annoying

#₊˚︶꒷꒦⊹꒷︶꒷˚₊#sirius black #sirius orion black

lexithwrites

Wolfstar switch/verse nation stand up

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