*Epiphany*

+18 Adults Only Please

[roivenus]

whats it like to date the signs

Check sun and Venus

Aries: arguing about nothing, dance parties, making out just like the movies,  road trips, constant roasting, hella possesiveness, lots and lots of affection and attention given and received, extremely playful moments, clinginess beyond belief, jaw kisses & neck kisses out of no where, agressive but in a fun way

Taurus: helllla affectionate, like expect to be held, kissed, and hugged 24/7, super selfless always puts you first, lots of relaxing moments, tenderness, romantic as shit, their sensitive as shit when it comes to dating so expect dumb lil fights, wants attention b, hand holding galore, goofy as heck.

Gemini: Hickie freak, nickname queen/king, very dominating, kind of wild on a good and bad side, super responsible for you more than themselves, extremely playful, mean to you but loves the shit out of you, moody, literally puts your needs first, makes sure you’re happy 24/7, always looking out for you

Cancer: kinda b to buy you coffee and a donut every morning, plans fun dates, super sentimental like writes down all the cute shit,big hearted, just wants to cuddle, and make out,super sensitive to you, probably will cook for your ass or some cute shit, passive aggressive during fights, does a lot of little things for you

Leo: okay this bitch is gonna show you off first of all, treats you like a saint, filled with so much love, they fall for their partner fast so be prepared to be their world basically, super pouty and annoying when mad, needs ego stroked, bossy, weird as hell, y’all will be doin weird shit, literally just wants to please you in all ways oops, flirty 24/7, late night talks, PDA GALORE, hella protective and easily jealous

Virgo: such a little asshole to you but loves you to death, pushes your buttons, y’all will be belting some songs n shit, they really be playin too much but aye what do you expect, super touchy but in private, massages, pampering, cool adventuring like random coffee shops n shit, notices all your little shit, such a practical little lover but it’s so cute

Libra: charming as shit, naturally sexy, be prepared to be outdoors doin all kinds of shit and bein social, always has their significant other by their side(or it’s what they prefer anyway), romantic lil shits in a super intellectual way, kinda controlling, super simple, loves hard, super funny, also super mean to you but in a loving way

Scorpio: always got shit to say, super focused on you, steals yo shit, super seductive like oooh bitch, wants to know every little thing about you, inside jokes like the stupidest ones you can think of, admires you like you’re the center of their universe, cheesy like lets lay on the roof and watch the stars but only for their boo

Sagittarius: wants to try new things with you, loves tight hugs, cuddling, all that shit, will probably show and teach you new and weird ass shit, super creative in the things that y’all will do together, big love big, not a jealous one, super chill, likes finding views and taking you out, may get distracted easily, like really easily 

Capricorn: practical, nice job probably, takes good care of you in all aspects, loyal and super committed, old fashioned as shit, will literally take care of all the problems, loves being in control, big on cuddling and kisses, will always provide.witty as frick, lots of little arguments,will probs lie in bed with you all day, likes ass, sunset chasing

Aquarius: super innocent yet hella dirty jokes 24/7, brags about your ass, headass much? yeah, literally plans everything, probs texts first, super strange but in the most amusing way, difficulty showing love thru words but actions speak loud, stubborn lil shits, funny as heck, 

Pisces: Loud, outgoing, reminds you they love you all the time either thru words or actions, the most lovable lil things, clingy, clingy, clingy, will plan the future so quick like marriage and kids, big on love and sex, sensual, super faithful, shows lots of love, literally the type to write you some poems or some shit

[sleepin]

[memescomedy]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed.”

— Ernest Hemingway

[seribean]

[ewca67v]

[lunar-libran]

random thoughts about the rising signs

ARIES: literal jackass, in the best way. could beat you in a fight. tells the best jokes. won’t hesitate to help out their friends or family. genuine people.

TAURUS: the true procrastinator. so sweet and loving, on their own terms. a bit unmotivated. understanding. ambitious. work hard, play hard.

GEMINI: funny motherfuckers. aloof. their moods change quickly. can hold a conversation as easy as breathing. usually very friendly and spontaneous.

CANCER: actual crybaby. puts a lot of time and energy into their loved ones. can be a bit of a smart Alec. tough to get to open up. a people reader.

LEO: will contradict you even if they agree with you. actually adores ~good~ attention. warm-hearted. loves to show off their skills. genuinely caring of others.

VIRGO: the wisest rising sign. understands others easily. so sweet. incredibly talkative and witty when you’d least expect it. will call you up just to chat. plant people.

LIBRA: charmers. sometimes a bit judgmental. will kick your ass in a debate, if they can decide what side to argue. has a relaxing presence. la vie en rose.

SCORPIO: you literally cannot trick them. smart motherfuckers. has a lot of guilt and self-denial that they don’t understand. will be there for you for whatever you’re going through. needs connection.

SAGITTARIUS: so humorous and talkative. literally will go anywhere with you at any hour of the day. the opposite of a people-pleaser. strong opinions. intellectual air about them.

CAPRICORN: the most ambitious. has a whole 10-year plan. cares very much about the future. can see right through and won’t take bullshit. will make you laugh with their sly humor.

AQUARIUS: adventurous. always up for a late night talk. cool exterior. people want them to be more responsive. so open-minded and nonjudgmental.

PISCES: soft soul. will ask you about your day and actually care. smart intuition. changeable nature. just wants to get along and have fun. will make you feel understood.

[astrolocherry]

“I raise my eyes towards the stars, from where help will come to me, but I always follow the star that guides my Innermost”

—

Isbener Aldane

[lesbianrainbowdash]

Dominant girls are the fucking best

Like yes slam me against a wall and kiss me roughly, dig your nails into my waist and bite my neck, scratch my back and make me crave you, make me beg you to fuck me god that shit is hot as fuck

[brokenheartedbutfree]

👍😍

[quotemadness]

“Please stop destroying what is left of your heart by constantly thinking about things that have broken you.”

— Nikita Gill

[greatmindquotes]

“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” - Winston Churchill

[poems-and-word]

[quotemadness]

“Please stop destroying what is left of your heart by constantly thinking about things that have broken you.”

— Nikita Gill

[lesbianrainbowdash]

Dominant girls are the fucking best

Like yes slam me against a wall and kiss me roughly, dig your nails into my waist and bite my neck, scratch my back and make me crave you, make me beg you to fuck me god that shit is hot as fuck

[understands]

[bapari]

[baloobear6]

[thesexualrelease]

☁