I'm a pessimist

To realize that all your life, all your love, all your hate, all your memories, all your pain, it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream, a dream that you had inside a locked room, a dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it.

[artycmonkeys]

Frederic Leighton, The Fisherman and the Syren (c. 1857) // Arctic Monkeys, 505 (2007)

[wesleysgasm]

Rosie Dunne, I love you with all my heart. I have always loved you, even when I was seven years old and I lied about falling asleep on Santa watch, when I was ten years old and didn’t invite you to my birthday party, when I was eighteen and had to move away, even on my wedding days, on your wedding day, on christenings, birthdays and when we fought. I loved you through it all. Make me the happiest man on this earth by being with me. Please reply to me. Love Rosie (2014)

[gay4zayn]

[brokenheartsrain-blog]

mom: did you get home safe?

me: no i died a few times

[memedragon-deactivated20140304]

[jespra-deactivated20160910]

we’ve come full circle

[dor0thy-deactivated20190801]

[alecstasy]

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

[kahniss-blog]

It was one of those things where no matter how great something is, when you are utterly exhausted, and
 I was sick, too, it just was too much… I tried to go to an after party, but it was absolutely miserable, and I walked right back out and went home and ordered a pizza.

[comiques]

Arrows

[theunknown-abyss]

Louis CK on our culture on dating

[karenfelloutofbedagain]

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.

[bestnatesmithever]

'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'

[hiddenlex]

I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today. 

[o-bloquy]

[4gifs]

[thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg-dea]

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

[fearhasntkilledmeyet]

what a fucking stud

[brittbluebird14]

That’s how you get girls.

[heyarigrande]

[hobnobbly]

[truefawn]

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything”

[disneydailly]

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?

[itsbetterthananal]

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

[lokicaps]

[thorkizilla]

#I feel like this scene is a metaphor for Loki’s life#he’s like ‘hahaha I’m so clever and awesome and totally in control of this situation’#and then it blows up in his face (via cavaleirahh) what perfectly true tags