'thermos', it/its pronouns, they/them auxiliary if you really can't do it/its but i don't prefer them. i have problems about franco barbi. you can send me requests for headcanons/scenarios, if you'd like.
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Are there any specific kinds of relationship dynamics you like with franco? x reader or oc! i really like your nurse reader prompts and wanted to know if you had any other ideas 🫶
i'm very flattered you like my silly little thoughts. here are just a couple...this ask prompted me to post my silly little franco underling post i had in my drafts, so i won't talk about that here, but i'll put a couple of others i like to rotate in my brain below the cut. the last few are a little darker comparatively, so if you prefer fluff, skip the last two. they're not graphically terrible or anything, but i know some people simply prefer sillier or cuter scenarios.
writing this part after finishing this post, did you know when the word "yapper" caught on, it was actually talking about me? it's long.
-i am extremely fond of basically every flavour of willing participent reagent/prime asset scenarios. in particular, reagents who are either far too forward or reagents who are shy, but in a way inappropriately casual for their situation. someone who's blushing and giggling nervously because they just got shot in the ankle, or expresses their affection by following their crush around with jammer and making them vomit until they're noticed...apply either of those to franco. i adore those. i love it when reagents are weird little freaks.
-this is very likely ooc, but i love the idea of a new prime asset being introduced who is just immediately fond of franco and him not knowing what to do with himself over it. perhaps just baffled someone is clinging to him so immediately without prompting. maybe even annoyed, but he knows he can't do anything without staff reprimanding him...this can either go the route of the most insufferable pair in the facility, or franco being at the end of an admirer he despises. whichever i find funnier in the moment.
-i really liked opposites attract with franco, him having a serious and much less animated lover appeals to me a lot. especially when they still indulge in his proclivities regardless of their attitude, so others are left baffled by the way they dote on franco (or when they're just as vocal about the mommy/baby dynamic...) when they're usually so emotionless about everything else...so cute.
-i have many thoughts about franco x androgynous pretty boys. i cannot state them here because i am very embarrassed about how much thought i've put into how franco would behave if he were to be attracted to a man. but i am putting the idea out there.
-there's a lot of franco x reader where the reader is victimised, and i understand the appeal of exploring such scenarios (and it's obviously in character) but i do wish there was a smidge more role reversal, where franco is at ones mercy for whatever reason. the more pathetic, the better. 'biting off more than he can chew' scenarios are ones that particularly appeal to me. franco barks up the wrong tree...someone who's capable of pulling at the threads of his sensitivities and can defend themselves. "franco should get really scared and cry more often", is what i'm trying to say.
-this is incredibly specific...but franco in a marriage of which he loves his spouse, who does not return the feelings and is mostly just tolerating him, while of course being able to actually handle him...keeping him on an emotional leash just well enough that he thinks you're in love, or even just having franco delude himself into believing you care about him because he's in too deep to be willing to deal with the pain of reality. i think this one realistically ends with franco killing his spouse in a fit of rage and ruining his own life, or them killing franco while he simply fails to understand what went wrong. i think after all of franco's violence against women, he can be killed a little bit by a woman. as a treat.
i feel bad having some people who were invested enough in my franco musings to send me asks that i can't really answer while private...i mean, i can, but they're not going to see the answer, are they? maybe i'll answers them and then unprivate for a few days before locking again. i'm so flattered anyone would be interested in what i have to say (or perhaps just being kind enough to indulge me) that i feel a bit guilty leaving some things to rot.
one of my favourite things about franco is he's much more clever than he seems. while i don't think he's particularly emotionally intelligent, much too stuck in his own head to really pick up on the intricacies of others (and i don't think he'd care to anyway), i think he can generally tell when someones buttering him up. depending on his mood, i'd imagine him finding that either patronising or satisfying. it'd probably depend on context too...someone who's scared of him would be satisfying, vs someone who's trying to get a leg up on him, which would be insulting.
all of that said, i like thinking about a nurse who's trying to get on franco's good side, perhaps comparing him favourably to the other PAs, commending his pain tolerance, or just leaving lingering touches. he doesn't comment on it until the very end of the checkup where he bluntly calls it out. the nurse, thinking they were getting away with it the whole time, has their face get a little warm and barely mumbles a response as he's wheeled out of the room, and he decides that this is one of the times he'll let it slide, if only because they're cute, and such unecessarily thorough examinations are probably less indictive of fear or manipulation, and more so...something else.
peace offering for my dearest friend who talks at me about franco barbi while i'm getting jumped by 47 grunts and liliya and gooseberry 2 big grunts and 2 other reagents and easterman himself in the corner of the map because i dared to move a single atom of my being in an effort to even consider being slightly close to the objective
very obsessed with the franco x goon (as in mafia goon, but also probably the other definition as well, yes) dynamic lately. you can interpret this as either x reader or oc, i'm just thinking...
someone bigger than him who obviously slots into the mommy dynamic regardless of their gender, but is entirely under his thumb, lots of little displays of casual dominance from franco outside of the bedroom. fixing up his tie for him while he complaints about something irrelevant, getting the car door for him, knowing his preferred order for some place by heart and getting it for him without him having to lift a finger...dragging them around by the hand like a fussy little boy, bossing them around. 😇
i think the subtle show of power by having someone know exactly what he wants and doing that for him without him having to ask is something he'd like a lot. he wants to look like a big boy in front of his peers, after all. bossy little thing!
franco teaching you how to shoot but you never actually learn or get anything done because both of you are always weird about it and it always ends with the barrel of something going somewhere it shouldn't.
had a bad day today so i'm going to drone on about silly ooc franco scenarios ok? ok.
i don't think franco is one for words of comfort, honestly. even if he wants to comfort someone, i think he would be...very, very bad at it, and eventually work himself up into a frustration after he realises he's only making things worse, which would naturally, be taken out on you.
i think he'd work best with people who prefer quiet, physical comforting. he barely has to try, and you're paying attention to him? it's perfect, really. i'd imagine he's quite dense...a very solid little man, so he'd be a nice weight in your lap. it's probably a thinly veiled excuse to put his face in your chest, but it's the thought that counts...
of course, he's also the type to insist upon solving problems himself. he feels big being the one to solve problems for his mommy, especially if the problem is a person. he's nagging you to know if some shmuck has been barking up the wrong tree, and he's more than willing to make a mess if he thinks it'll cheer you up. then he gets to pat himself on the back for being such a good little boyfriend! everyone wins.
maybe in his better moods, he'll bring some flowers home if you're having a bad day. or chocolates? which he eats most of, but it's a cute gesture, nonetheless.
i like conceptualising scenarios of which franco is in a relationship where he's legitimately attached to a partner who's maybe not the happiest being in a relationship with a deranged, misogynistic manchild who cares little for consent. happy enough with him to maintain what might be a facade, might be legitimate, but there are little moments where things get just a little bit scary for franco.
maybe his lover gets a bit too into breathplay, squeezing his throat for just a little too long. knicking him a little too harshly during knifeplay, holding him under the water during intimacy while bathing together, holding a gun to his dick and making him hump it. what? you didn't realise there was still a bullet leftover. the safety was on, wasn't it? (wasn't it...?) just a silly little accident. it's fine.
maybe franco deludes himself into letting things slide, though not without a bit of aggression on his end. you wouldn't really hurt your baby boy, would you? you're the only person he's ever really loved, you could never do such a thing!
