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exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical. 11.04.16

[djoslider-deactivated20230802]

yur a wizar hry

im a wot ??

a wIZER

[heptagram]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

[beyonslayed]

I’ll never forget that time when me and my professor were both late for class in line at a Starbucks

[forreal-tho-deactivated20230613]

[officialjiggly]

what u lookin at there mario

[psyducked]

something peachy

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[angelmirandac-deactivated201601]

[bastille]

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you

[pelagioarmenta]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ryguanos-blog]

[brittany-murphy]

[colds-deactivated20180125]

[marieannelise]

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once