Your New Senpai Has Arrived

And I do notice you 🌸 寝たい寝たい

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

someone just reblogged this and when i looked to see who they were talking about it was richard nixon from real life

[kaijuno]

[teslacarbombz]

im a stalker but in a very chill lowkey way like real casual with it

[talonabraxas]

Divine Connection

[happyheidi]

𝑏𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠 <3

[dochkavurdalaka]

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

[shiny-eyed-corvid]

going absolutely feral over this collection of items that washed up on Cornish beaches Lego Lost At Sea on twitter

[shiny-eyed-corvid]

"Not sea glass but fragments of plastic car tail lights, indicators and brake lights, probably washed into storm drains after heavy rain, eventually making their way to the sea." Lego Lost At Sea on twitter OUGH

[classichorrorblog]

Jennifer's Body (2009)

[ryan-sometimes]

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

[mickstart]

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

[mickstart]

Demonitizing Irish people's videos for having swear words in them is a kind of hate crime and psychological torture I think.

[kaijuno]

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[frengerino]

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

[outofcontextanimash]

[geeneelee]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[thehappysmiler]

need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina