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Emma, 24, queer. Fandom blog is @shutupandplayasong (mostly posting about Stray Kids over there rn)

[fishandshesmygills]

starting an anti-skincare routine where i eat whatever i want and never wash my face and spend at least 3 hours a week picking at my skin in the mirror. join my movement

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[brokensticks]

Yall ever scroll for so long your thumb starts to hurt from the friction

[fashionablyuninvitedx]

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

[guerrillatech]

[glacecakes]

Hey soooo like. If you let your cats go outdoors first of all why. But second of all you should really stop that since bird flu is extremely fatal in cats and your cats can get it just from contact with wild birds

[chronicallyghey]

Y'all, 100% fatality for felines by some estimates. Please, for the love of your furbabies, keep them inside

[caats]

[brokensticks]

Love working in the city I saw a cop pissing behind our dumpster at 7 AM

[trashcangimmick]

[pompeiusmagnus]

youare all just jealous of my severed head

[nikigoes]

[brokensticks]

Ao3 being down really is the icing on the cake isnt it

[yb-cringe]

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

[sparrowsocks]

Have a day

[yb-cringe]

have a day yeah

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

[nuggss]

🎄🎄🎅

[modernmodron]

seasons greasons to everyone

[brokensticks]

Merry Christmas my cat pissed on me while I was asleep

[brokensticks]

Update: one of my dogs shit under the tree