Grease Bastard Maximum:

Radical Retard Redemption

[hphatecraft]

I share with you, my humble stooges, my stash of ripped audible ebooks in mp3 format. There's some good stuff, there's a bunch of slop, it's all roughly broadly categorized. hlelp yourself

[hphatecraft]

Everything John Vanderslice is involved in seems to rule

[hphatecraft]

Like this one too

[hphatecraft]

Everything John Vanderslice is involved in seems to rule

[hphatecraft]

I waited here all by myself

The room was dark and it smelled like sulfur

I heard the screams from way down in the darkness

Felt pretty sure my life was over

I kept my hat on just for luck

Sang simple tunes the whole night through

I wondered if I'd wake to find myself in flames

As I waited here for you

[hphatecraft]

Honestly all of black pear tree is good

[hphatecraft]

It's also only 20 minutes long

[hphatecraft]

This one also rules and is like 20 minutes

[hphatecraft]

I waited here all by myself

The room was dark and it smelled like sulfur

I heard the screams from way down in the darkness

Felt pretty sure my life was over

I kept my hat on just for luck

Sang simple tunes the whole night through

I wondered if I'd wake to find myself in flames

As I waited here for you

[hphatecraft]

Honestly all of black pear tree is good

[hphatecraft]

It's also only 20 minutes long

[hphatecraft]

I waited here all by myself

The room was dark and it smelled like sulfur

I heard the screams from way down in the darkness

Felt pretty sure my life was over

I kept my hat on just for luck

Sang simple tunes the whole night through

I wondered if I'd wake to find myself in flames

As I waited here for you

[hphatecraft]

Honestly all of black pear tree is good

[theehorsepusssy]

[believesinpatterns]

how to become disembodied pro tips

1. never exercise, don’t even go for a walk if you can help it

2. socialize online where no one can see your face and body or hear your voice

3. orgasm only when you’re alone watching a video of strangers having a scripted interaction

4. never make something. never even put a premade something together.

5. refuse to touch and be touched

6. get everything delivered

7. replace what you have lost with fantasies of a life

8. deny that you feel the loss

[asukam]

Ppl on here will live like this plus have garbage diets, be nocturnal, and have blackout curtains and never see the sun then think SSRIs will fix them

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this is the best interview Tim Heidecker has ever given and it’s only 39 seconds long

[bippus]

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

[hphatecraft]

The thing about day of the dead is the soldiers are real guys and everyone else is a movie character

[horygory]

Day of the Dead (1985)

[hphatecraft]

Rhodes did NOTHING wrong

[hphatecraft]

I also liked the way Mad Max wasn't like grotesquely sickeningly shocking with its violence despite many people dying

[hphatecraft]

Like if this movie was made today the part where his partner gets burned would have been some retarded cgi thing where you get a closeup of his face melting off or whatever

[hphatecraft]

I like many of his books but Stephen King is a retard and he should be shot in the head

[hphatecraft]

I also liked the way Mad Max wasn't like grotesquely sickeningly shocking with its violence despite many people dying

[hphatecraft]

I found a reply on a post i made 2 years ago that it won't let me reply to (i assume because they subsequently blocked me) but my response would have been "Kill yourself (　-∀・)" so no huge loss

[hphatecraft]

It was someone saying like "just turn on safesearch loser" on one of my various posts lamenting the entire internet being a fucking disgusting meat market brothel

[hphatecraft]

I found a reply on a post i made 2 years ago that it won't let me reply to (i assume because they subsequently blocked me) but my response would have been "Kill yourself (　-∀・)" so no huge loss