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@bronation
Yo, Joseph! Bro, it’s me — Michael, your damn chem-department chief! Listen, man, whatever wild-ass concoction those lab nerds cooked up is actually freakin’ working. And dude, I heard you swallowed one of those pills too! You gotta move, like right now — grab new clothes before that suit straight-up explodes off you!
Just in time ...
Player 1: Hey, dude, have you thought about joining us in our sock-sniffing tradition?
Player 2: Yeah, man! It's super fun and it brings us good luck. Plus, the smell is out of this world!
Player 3: Absolutely! These socks are like our lucky charm. They've given us such a great winning streak lately. You don't wanna miss out on that!
Teammate: Uhh… guys, I don't know about sniffing each other's socks. And wearing dirty socks for three weeks? That sounds kinda… unhygienic?
Player 1: Trust us, it's not as bad as it sounds. We've all gotten used to it, and honestly, you won't even notice the smell after a while.
Player 2: Yeah, come on! You've been wearing those clean socks for so long, it's time for a change. A change that brings us good luck!
Player 3: Besides, the scent is unique, like our team's signature scent. And it's a bonding experience too! You'll feel closer to us, you know?
Teammate: I don't know, guys. The idea of wearing dirty socks for weeks seems a bit extreme. And I'm not sure about sniffing socks either.
Player 1: Look, we get it may sound strange to you at first, but remember, this is all part of our team's spirit! It might be a little unconventional, but it's brought us victories!
Player 2: Exactly! It's not just about the smell or the socks; it's about the energy and camaraderie it brings to our team. We're a close-knit group, and this odd tradition helps us bond and unite on the field.
Player 3: Come on, give it a shot! Trust us when we say it's worth it. You'll see the difference it makes – not just in our game but in our team chemistry too.
Teammate: Well… alright, I guess I'll give it a try, just to see what the fuss is all about. But if I start smelling like a walking laundry basket, I'm out!
Player 1: Deal! We promise you won't regret it. Welcome to the smelly, lucky side, my friend!
Player 2: Yes! We'll celebrate your initiation today. Get ready for the sock-sniffing extravaganza!
Player 3: That's the spirit! Together, we'll sniff our way to victory!
There ya go, see that wasn't so hard was it, buddy? Doesn't it feel nice? Doesn't it just feel so good to feel 'em on you?
Fuck dude, when I pull on a pair of Elites, it's like my whole world changes hahaha. See! I see it on your face; you know. It's just the squeeze, those layers of fabric cushioning every step, the fabric pulling away every bead of sweat that dares come in its way.
They don't let me forget I have them on. They don't let my mind drift away from what hardware I've got clinging to my legs. And fuh-uck don't get me started on what it's like when I see another dude rockin' the sock n' slides. It's like we just immediately know we're gonna be bros. Haha, here try this helmet on too.
Men just get it. In the Bro State, bros don’t worry about how girls might understand them or whether their words might be “politically correct.” Bros understand and support each other. Bros just want to be bros with their bros.
Honor thy bro
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Another bro department store poster this one hung above a rack of socks in the shoes department.
Whereas most of the posters in the Bro State have a short shelf-life, Big Bro Provides Instruction is one of the few works that has remained on display in bro department stores since the first Campaign for Bro Thought. The poster displays a model demonstrating Bro Style, and like many of the posters in the department store series it emphasizes the degree to which creativity is acceptable in Bro Style. This is emphasized in one of the unofficial taglines bros used for the series: It feels so good to be a Bro
Hanging above the sock racks, it could be easy to overlook Big Bro Provides Instruction, but as the lines of bros who continue the practice of meditating over the posters today and the results of the first Bro Campaign support, bros of every generation find value in the posters as they provide a common Bro Cultural touchstone and opportunity to reflect on greatness.
Damn. It feels so good to be a Bro.
After the revolution, posters went up everywhere. All of them featuring the same central image: a Bro staring directly into the camera.
This poster, A Bro Presenting Acceptable Bro Dress, hangs above a rack at a department store. While the racks are lined only with Bro Correct clothing for jocks and bros to take from at any point in the day, the posters are helpful for those just accepting Bro Thought. Besides, with the National Poster Campaign underway, bros can get the chance to see themselves and their fellow bros on display. Every bro crams to get their chance to be on the poster; every bro wants to flaunt what they've got.
Is there anything more natural than this?
Two bros that encourage and support each other. They attend Brotherhood meetings together, work out together, and in due course will breed. It’s the ultimate bromance.
Every bro supports their fellow bro. While the State doesn’t recognize anything of the so-called institution of “marriage,” Bro Society nonetheless celebrates the partnerships bros build. These partnered bros push each other and their fellow bros to bro-up and build the State. Together, they’re building the foundation of the bro-future we all crave.
Backwards cap and an oversized jersey. What a fucking bro! Legs splained, socks and slides on.
He wasn’t always a bro. He’d been a meek office assistant when he’d heard about the Brotherhood. A new national gym chain had opened up a location near his office and were advertising a “life changing opportunity” that included walking patrons through the process of “building the better you” by learning the basics of meal prep, exercise, dress, and a promise to “improve your mindset.” It only took him a few days in the gym before he’d quit his office job and started working as a trainer in training. He’d learned the importance of the Brotherhood and Bro Culture. He was committed to the cause of building the Bro State and he knew that in due time the national recruitment campaign would bring more bros like himself into the fold.
Get jacked, embrace Bro-Correct Style and join the Brotherhood.
Bro-correct style applies just as much to your visible clothes to what you wear underneath. Bros wear jockstraps and oversized boxers. Bros enjoy checking in with their fellow Bros by sending jock pics and encouraging their Bros to do the same.
Just lay back. Don’t think. Let it take over.
Good lad.
We can train out the attitude and turn him into a blank submissive
Dumb Down, Muscle Up, Show Off
When two bros find each other, they're bound for life.
Honor thy bro
The bro state celebrates the male form. Its men sculpt their bodies to to emphasize their strong muscles and sharp features; every bro is just trying to attract his bro’s gaze.
Every Man must be Warlike and Martial.
Every Man – must be a Warrior.
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