I swear im not high

Hey I post bad jokes and pointless stuff

[thewildesttflower-deactivated20]

the point is skinny people can bitch all day about how they feel attacked for being thin and “eat a burger” and real women have curves hurts my feelings etc etc but NONE. OF. YOU. would rather be fat! honestly like that’s it, it sucks soooo bad being thin right but you know it sucks more to be fat in this society and you would never trade places ever

[blondesquats-deactivated2020060]

🐸☕️

[jewlsies]

@ girls who wear fake eyelashes to school: the fact that u take the time to glue individual hairs to ur eyeball to look nice for ur education is admirable and i envy u because I do not have nearly that amount of dedication

[jsrfislife-deactivated20151004]

As a guy, I never notice unless I’m inches from a girl’s face anyway so what’s the big effort for?

Also, maybe biased because I prefer girls without makeup tbh

[jewlsies]

i have a feeling u don’t get too close to any girl’s face anyway so unfortunately your preferences are completely irrelevant

[onlytwitterpics]

[nissandealer-blog-blog-blog]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

[u-know-u-luv-me]

What the fuck!

[bioware-critical]

Have these people ever been outside

[bronytastical]

Me: wow Tumblr can be pretty intense and problematic sometimes

Me: *goes on Facebook for five minutes*

Me: Tumblr is a sanctum of calm reasoned debate, thoughtful kindness and respectful good humour bless this website and everyone on it

[allteeensrelate]

when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening

[bronytastical]

friend: shut up about ur fuckin video game

me: no

[trigerewarning-deactivated20150]

tumblr culture

(crayon drawing of a crying planet) i am a tiny cactus pls cum on me uwu

[paprika]

[premiumpepes]

this is a golden pepe it appears only once in 20000 memes this is the rarest of the rare pepes reblog in 20 seconds or dank memes will never grace ur dashboard again

[swyrs-deactivated20210807]

can we just collectively agree not to pressure or bother people who don’t drive by choice like I’m sorry if it upsets you (???) that I utilize public transit but let’s not pretend that your problem with it isn’t first and foremost inherently classist and secondly based around you being pissed that my personal decisions are peripherally invalidating your socially constructed grown-up bingo card

[ruffaloh-blog]

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also don’t want to die ya feel

[draumstafir-deactivated20150606]

just girly things

[nerdyaquarius]

Reblog if you would watch a Blackwidow movie.

Like if you would watch it more than once.

Trying to prove a point to Marvel CEO.

[a-shiny-duskull-deactivated2016]

Absolutely. 

but ONLY if they fucking take the time to do their homework and do it RIGHT.

No shortcuts, no wishy-washy love story aspect. 

I want to hear about the Red Room. 

I want to hear about her being trained by the Winter Solider.

I want to see her missions and any other important comic book story arcs. 

I want to hear about what made Clint give her a chance.  

I want her story to be treated with the same level of intensity as if she was a male superhero. 

[torivegaupdates-deactivated2012]

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

“Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

[12minutestomidnight]

ppl who say this have probably been on this site for a longer time. back when not everyone was participating in the minority olympics and trying to oppress majorities.

[bronytastical]

I wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til I fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find I’m still in their arms