hello

aly + 21 + university of wisconsin + taurus

[ayeforscotland]

One way to do it.

[babeymac]

obsessed with this exchange

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i am stupid but smart at the same time in the same way dogs are very good learners but will still eat grass ravenously until they get sick and will run into glass doors

[lylahammar]

why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing

[marchisamonth]

horse intimacy

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[therussianmajor]

Y’all I am cackling

[zathorn]

Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this...

[zathorn]

OK this is freaking hilarious

[homunculus-argument]

Hey also you know the thing where a dog is determined to lick your face, but you don't want to get your face licked, so you kinda cup the dog's head between your hands, but what you failed to consider is that the dog is D E T E R M I N E D to lick your face, so they'll stretch their whole skin off their skull to make it happen like

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[stability]

[soupshark]

[goth-aunt]

Me in chemistry class.

[jones-friend]

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

[computerclub-deactivated2021030]

wouldn’t it be funny if you just refreshed the website and it was gone

[ink-the-shitposter]

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

[ink-the-shitposter]

[firefox-official]

really appreciate ferris bueller’s lack of character development throughout his whole film. he does not change. i like that about him