[rotfront]

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

[gaynfl-moved]

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

[browsedankmemes]

Not taking any chances

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[archivehead]

“SO you like kickin’ butts do ya? well we’ll show YOU old man!” is such a wholesome moment all things considered I’m happy Bikini Bottom has a sense of community like that

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

they beat up an innocent elderly man

[snorlaxatives]

idk what happened to natasha bedingfield but i hope she’s doing well her music was so pleasant and feel-good it reminds me of carefree mid-2000s summer days when i was a kid

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

y'all remember the “i want hesitate bitch” vine?? whfbNdbnsvdhs

[antivaxxer]

Where’s their PayPal this needs to be greenlit for tv

[squirrel4lyfe]

[dundermifflingifs]

[tealesbian]

[odin-n-out]

When you forgot your friends birthday and start looking around your room for shit you can wrap

[iu]

instagram mua: shows a perfectly normal makeup tool

me: bitch dont do it

instagram mua: frowns, waves finger and throws it away

me:

[identificat]

Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014

OP: So why the fuck do barbers have these swirly pole thingys??

1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair.

2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING.

SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER? ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES.

*60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia*

IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK?

3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom!

End of post

[seravph]

tumblr fourth of july in 2012: America is the best!!!!!!! hahaha @ all you non american nerds :))))))

tumblr fourth of july in 2017: 

[gottobecertain-deactivated20151]

does anyone else temporarily consider going to law school when they watch legally blonde

[gravegospel]

[gh0stichous]

Me when someone enters my room uninvited

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[hungwy]

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

[imjustkt-deactivated20180524]

Wait… How big did you think they were??

[hungwy]