shaquille o'neal get real

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[queenofmind-blog-blog]

Don't brag about how "awesome and hot" i am to your friends if you are just going to ignore me when you are out with them. I am on the verge of a mental breakdown right now. I am seriously freaking out because my life is about to be flipped upside down and literally everything in my life is about to change and you are just out getting drunk.

[yelahpratt]

[neatpotatoes]

[vlodimirvoneverec]

[nicolasmarty-deactivated2017040]

[roccocantodea]

[roachpatrol]

what a wonderful birthday party i’m so glad all my friends came

[un-arcane]

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

[omg-relatable]

[chrissongzzz]

When you plan a convo in your head and the other person doesn’t follow the script 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[tranquilus]

[robertphilip]

Grab somebody, come on down Bring your paintbrush, we’re paintin’ the town There’s some sweetness goin’ around Dreams do come true in New Orleans

[queenofmind-blog-blog]

me: *bullshits entire project for school*

teacher: wow! this is amazing, this is the best project i've received in such a long time!

me: *ferris bueller voice* they bought it

[worm]

[hansolo]