have faith, restart

just like what I’m doing with this tumblr account

[thetaphialphatcnj]

We are SOSOSOSO pumped about our new members!!! Beyond excited that you are finally joining us!! ♥️♥️♥️

[2002hondacivicwithac]

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

[lilficus-deactivated20160330]

holy shit

[salon]

Watch Robert Reich explain how to save America’s education system

[thechargrey]

A little tip for parents with children in school (or for children in school to show their parents)

My mom gave me and my sister two days every semester that she called “mental health days.”

Those were days, that for ANY reason, and without having to tell my mom the reason, we could skip the day of school. We’d just tell her we were taking a mental health day and she’d call the school and let them know we were not coming in. 

#1 This helped keep our grades up by lowering our stress levels. I never got a C in any grade school class. The majority of my classes I received A’s. I also took 4 AP classes and they were not weighted. Trust me, it made a difference.

#2 I never felt the need to skip school. I knew if I ever wanted to or needed to my mom would help me. 

Your kids are young and need time to recover. They need some days where they can do nothing but stay in bed for no reason. They need their own space where their privacy is respected. It will make a huge difference.

[buckwildbarrelracer-deactivated]

Will do this when I have kids

[micdotcom]

Artists uses Disney princes to highlight domestic abuse’s least visible victims

Follow micdotcom

[antifeministbeauty]

There needs to be more of this.  Too many people think domestic violence is only against women.

[sp00kywaifu]

it makes me mad that this has waaaay less notes than the female version

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

its tumblr

The posts that say we need feminism because girls are literally demonised for liking pumpkin spice are going to get more notes then anything to do with male victims of rape or domestic violence 

[kimreesesdaughter]

Lmao yall just mad cuz you got big ugly noses and fake hair cuz your hair don't grow lmaoo😂😂 bye shaneqwa eat yo kfc

And for our noses, how else are we supposed to smell your bullshit from a mile away? 

Your daddy is on the buckets of KFC, not mine.

The meaning of Shaneqa: God is gracious.

Amen.

[sotouchy]

Slay all the saltine americans amen god is good

[lavalamps]

can we just talk about how zendaya looks good ALL THE TIME IN ANY OUTFIT AND WITH ANY HAIRSTYLE. I envy her beauty so hard.

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

[bitchdont111]

the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey maybe our system is flawed” and instead all they ever think is “kids these days are so lazy and selfish” like what the fuck is up with that man

[brookelynnsully]

Women: Why do men spit in public?

Men: Where ELSE should we spit? On you??? Do you want us to spit on YOU!?! Alright, FINE.

Women: A teenage girls bra strap shouldn't be a reason to send her home.

Men: Okay. Okay, alright. Alright, okay, okay. Well why don't I just PULL MY DICK OUT IN CLASS THEN!?!?

Women: A person should have the right to an abortion.

Men: Ohhhhh women want abortions! Well men should be able to rape them, that seems like the logical equivalent of this situation.

Women: Women need to defend themselves from violent men.

Men: Oh, what, you can hit me but I can't hit you!? why CAN'T I hit you? WHEN can I hit you??? Tell me when I can hit you, please. I want to know. I need to know.

Women: Men overreact a lot.

Men: WHOA. Why would you go there? Why do you generalize all men like that? I feel so attacked. This is so hurtful.

Men: This is why no one likes feminists.

[the-idaho-deactivated20200916]

[baawri]

100 Years of Beauty: India [x]

[asanteroyalty]

Here for all of this

[elleafricain-blog]

😍

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[lapluckyheroine]

sigynrising:

But remember that time Ireland was so done with the Eurovision that we entered a turkey-shaped puppet who just screamed GIVE IRELAND TWELVE POINTS to a bass line

I MIGHT CRY

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE

IT’S NOT A JOKE

[sadboybrigade]

somehow the video is a thousand times weirder than the description led me to expect which is even more astounding

[sidisi]

i forget my followers mostly wouldn’t know dustin. behold the song of my people

[cctinsleybaxter]

WHAT.

[inglacialways]

[actualdogvines]

this would be the most effective anti-drug campaign

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

Imagine watching this while high

[sarahseeandersen]