BROOLAA

E.T. Calling home via bell wireless.

[brookenobes17]

[a-melin]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

compilation

[uncertainti]

[ehlockscreens]

For those of you who are dreaming of a white Christmas

Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart x

[rxlockscreens]

Christmas lockscreens ❄️

[seasonalsaesthetic]

Here’s another set of Christmas lockscreens! Please like and reblog if you save :-) Check out my other seasonal lockscreens too!

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[sparkytheandroid]

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

[sparkytheandroid]

[adobe-outdesign]

Old slogans were just… like that. My personal favorite is Steak n’ Shakes’ very descriptive “It’s a meal.”

we’re not saying that it’s a good meal, just. A Meal. no fucking false advertising here folks

[jumex]

I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

[johnny-and-dora]

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

[parakeet]

remember when u were a kid and the movies you could watch were limited to like. whatever was on tv at that moment and the like 4 VHS tapes you had. do not miss that

[parakeet]

rb this and put in the tags what movie u watched over and over and over again as a kid. mine was the lion king

[neverthere12345]

[prostylgel]

Awe he gave him a thumbs down

[glumshoe]

what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan

[teaboot]

Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned

[charlesoberonn]

Less than 80 days until the 2010s are over.

[smooththegoofyshark]