Brooklyn

Independent Journalist, a bit left and a bit of a dick.

[zackhollingsworth]

It’s not pretty, been there, known that. Guess we’ll find out about a half hour or so down the line right? Until then, chow down my friend, chow down…

[brooklynlovell-blog]

Yeah, lets hope for the best.

[malcolmremington]

Nope. You do the dare. A dare’s a dare. I don’t have to buy you shit…

[brooklynlovell-blog]

Ugh, fine. I'll do it.

[adam-buchanan-deactivated201508]

"C’mon, loosen up those taste buds, fried pork intestines is quite the delicacy, and this is perfection! Don’t let the lady boss hear you now, she might get offended."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"I don't know how this could be a delicacy in any country".

[william--knight-blog]

"A lot of them are taken? I wasn’t aware. Well, you know, you might still be able to find a handful of attractive non-taken ones."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"Yeah, A lot of them are. But sure, that's a good point too".

[indiwilliams]

"Tell that to everyone else. I’m not lucky enough to look pretty AND have a rich daddy."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"Well at least you're super pretty then, right?"

[zackhollingsworth]

No biggie, practice makes perfect. Unfortunately chickens a little devil cooked wrong. My buds are sayin’ it tastes pretty good now,  but if you say it doesn’t, man…could be in for a long night my friend….

[brooklynlovell-blog]

Yeah, I hope it's cooked right. Definitely don't want something to go wrong now, that wouldn't be pretty.

[brooklynlovell-blog]

indiwilliams:

"I don’t know anything, I didn’t even graduate HIGHSCHOOL, dumbass."

"Well that's not necessarily a bad thing".

[dominic-hudson]

"Very good for you. Yet you’re never going to make someone laugh in general like that."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"Oh, okay then".

[indiwilliams]

"Bitch, you ain’t ever ate a rock, don’t whine. Besides. I never told you to do a damn thing, richy boy."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"Good point, Good point. And Ey, you know I don't like that nickname".

[malcolmremington]

Did you? I dare you to eat the rest. 

[brooklynlovell-blog]

Fine, but you can buy me a beer in return.

[trav-ism]

"Well fuck those people, they’re just jealous." 

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"Thanks, Lavender. That's nice of you to say".

[tonigold-blog]

"Fortunately, I’m not much of a drinker. Vodka is the last thing I’d go to to solve this problem."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"I have to admit, I'm very jealous".

[dominic-hudson]

"Well man, you’re not a very good comedian."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"Well it's a good job that I'm a journalist and not a comedian then".

[tonigold-blog]

"Yeah, well… right now I’m just trying to ignore this feeling, because I hate it."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"I would say vodka helps, but it really doesn't. Just covers it all up".

[dominic-hudson]

"Weak immune system? Well, sucks to suck, man."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"I was just joking".

[zackhollingsworth]

Nasty? Check those buds again, maybe you burned ‘em. I said it was nice, I meant that. Best stuff in town…

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"Well I'll try it again, some time. Maybe I cooked it wrong".

[dianxawarwick]

"Oh, I’ll just mail it you back—Don’t want it to get burned."

[brooklynlovell-blog]

"You can if you want, but I barely wear it anyway. Just take it to a charity shop or summin".