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Hi! This is a main blog, meaning I can now directly follow blogs and you can block me if necessary. Here there will be a variety of ships, including problematic ones, so please protect yourself by blocking me if you see me follow or share something and you would not like me to share your posts. Feel free to send something to my askbox if you would like me to take your post down. You 100% have the power to deny consent to me sharing or seeing your works. Thank you!

Long story short, I’ve never been as active in the Homestuck fandom as I’d like to be, but I’m still utterly hyperfixated on it and on my main ships from years ago. I have analyzed them to death and discovered that they are still comforting to me despite the problematic stuff, at least in those warm and fuzzy yet critical portrayals that I like. It’s important to me that I find “my people” so I decided being able to follow back without fear of messing with my old main blog would make a big difference. Let’s be friends.

I have no expectation of any of the ships I like being recognized as canon in any capacity, and I’m not interested in presenting the characters of Homestuck as being in sexual relationships while underage. I like AUs. I’m also not interested in presenting relationships which might be considered anything other than consensual.

I like ships with many combinations of my favorite characters, so these are who you can reasonably expect to see:

Dirk Strider

Jake English

Dave Strider

John Egbert

Karkat Vantas

Beta Bro Strider (alt Dirk)

Alpha Bro Strider (alt Dave)

Also Grandpa Harley (alt Jake) with Beta Bro and Dad Egbert with Beta Bro.

DirkJake is my very favorite and will easily be the bulk of the ship stuff.

I also love platonic familial Striders kept totally separate from shipping, like “better Bro” stuff. I just have a lot of feelings about Striders. I will tag not-ship images with Striders as “striders” and not use the ship tag on those posts, so if you want to see familial stuff and not ship stuff you can filter one and still see the other.

I also like Yuri!!! On Ice and occasionally other things.

#stridercest #windicuffs #brojohn #tw incest #tw inc*st #proship #pro ship tw

hello i still exist somehow

murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

kyraneko

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

ganymedesclock

People who try to tell me things are ‘not that deep’ fundamentally misunderstand me, I am not a fish desperately in search of the ocean, I am a magpie that roves the canons, searching for shiny things to put in my nest. Whether or not it actually is given deep narrative weight by canon itself is of secondary importance to the fact that it has the potential to be interesting, and thus, I covet it.

tailornorata

“It’s not that deep”

Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I’m ready to dig.

copperbadge

“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” is the best description of the fanfic attitude I’ve ever seen.

recoveryforray

@shitpostsampler

shitpostsampler

Hello, I am still alive. I have just been depressed™.

dirkjakeweekly

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS...

It's 11/11!!!! Happy "planting a wet one on your best bro's head" day!

#oh my god

ratcarney

y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

#bro strider #tbh

racingbarakarts

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me:

trashfirefallon-deactivated2019

Hairdresser: We’re going to have to use a color remover to take out the blue pigment, then apply more pigment to allow for the proteins in the hair to adhere to it. Then possibly mix three different types of toners to reach the goal of your natural hair color.

Hairdresser: pretty simple

Me: this is chemistry

Hairdresser: yeah, but people don’t like when we talk that way

trashfirefallon-deactivated2019

Hairdresser: so you’re a mortician?

Me: apprentice

Hairdresser: do you know why formaldehyde is used in clothing?

Me: I didn’t know that was a thing

Hairdresser: I think it’s due to the preserving qualities? But I don’t think that’s right.

Me: It’s not just a preservative, it’s also a disinfectant ‘cause it destroys bacteria as well as their food supply. It’s also a dehydrator.

Hairdresser: why not just use alcohol?

Me: good question. Formaldehyde is super cheap, so probably to cut costs

Hairdresser: is it really a carcinogen?

Me: yeah, I’m going to have so much cancer

trashfirefallon-deactivated2019

Hairdresser: so you’re going natural to work at a funeral home?

Me: yeah

Hairdresser: while still in school?

Me: well we work in the funeral homes so we have uuuuh … experience with cases

Hairdresser: you can just say bodies it’s fine

Me: oh thank god

trashfirefallon-deactivated2019

Five Minutes Later

Me: yeah so we don’t do autopsies it’s one of my pet peeves

Hairdresser: what if someone wakes up while you’re embalming them?

Me: there’s a huge difference between a living body and a dead one

second hairdresser: I think we should add more toner, but yeah I think rigor mortis would make it pretty obvious

Me: that and being in a fridge for a few days you will be dead by the time you get to us

Hairdresser: I think pumping them full of a carcinogen would help with that

antique-scarecrow

your hair is going to look incredible

irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea

Your Angel Gabriel is here to help

#beauty

tlirsgender

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

tlirsgender

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

tlirsgender

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

val-ritz

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

fuckyeahmineralogy

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

thegreenpea

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

rubixpsyche

Also it’s just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em

zathechaosgod

for years people wanted alchemy, well now we have alchemy and we’re making gemstones out of it and suddenly “it doesn’t count” anymore

funnytwittertweets

madeofwhitebone

beesmygod

i didn’t know what “twinking” was in videogames until last night: its making a low level character with high level weapons and then entering pvp for easy wins.

anyway it lead me to a bloodborne gamefaq thread in which two guys screech at each other over being twinks and i thought i was going to die

beesmygod

happy pride

#what