What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Institute for Hereditary Biology and Racial Hygiene in Frankfurt, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret experiments in Auschwitz. I've been awarded the Iron Cross First and Second Class, the War Merit Cross Second Class With Swords, and I have over four hundred thousand confirmed kills. I am trained in medicine and I’m the top physician in the entire Wafen-SS. You are nothing to me but just another jew. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Nazi spies across the USA and Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my scalpel. Not only am I extensively trained in combat, medicine, biology, genetics, interrogation and torture, but I have access to the entire arsenal of mid-twentieth century surgical implements and I will use it to its full extent to shape your miserable ass into a completely different creature, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to wish you were fucking dead, kiddo.
I’m cringing so hard just picturing some forever alone feminist woman crawling all over her dirty floor with a bag of smelly cat food and meticulously arranging pieces for several minutes while thinking “hehheheh tumblr is gonna LOVE this” the whole time. Like where did you go wrong in your life where this is something that you spend your free time on?
That poor cat was probably sitting there like “Damn, why are you playing with my food? Can’t I just eat it?”
And then she probably yelled at him for oppressing her. She mistook this cat’s cry for nourishment as a feline version of “Bitch, make me a sandwich.”
samuel-sugar-and-milk replied to your post: “Chalk up another victory for tumblr social justice!!”:
Again, really sorry. Sad to see you go but it’ll be in your best interest to take a break. I hope it’s all blows over quickly. Try and use all this BS and make something positive...
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