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cryoverkiltmilk

The face of a man who has taught his son too well.

grimsby-boolin

iremadeask4url-deactivated20190

hrnnngh... nya...

valtsv

robot character: *uses their body to shield their human companion from danger because they’re a machine and so don’t consider their life or safety to have as much value as that of the person they love*

me:

valtsv

human character: *uses their vulnerable human body to shield their robot companion because even though they’re a machine that can’t be hurt or killed as easily they value their life equally to their own because they love them*

me:

wfsp

did-you-know

If your nearest Waffle House is closed, you should probably run. Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of natural disasters by whether local Waffle Houses remain open or not. They call this “The Waffle House Index.” Source

ayalaatreides

I didn’t believe this, even with a source, so I Googled it. I’M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, DID-YOU-KNO. Oh my god, FEMA really does have a Waffle House Index. I don’t know what to do with this information.

flowersforone

What if there are no Waffle Houses where you live?

b-rainrot

ruinedchildhood

peoplegettingreallymadatfood

iwilleatyourenglish

i have never seen someone with such a nonexistent grasp of food in my life. there is virtually nothing here that makes any sense or works. this is like watching a toddler being given unfettered access to a kitchen and mashing everything they find together.

the way that this person opens the fucking dorito bag SIDEWAYS with scissors and carefully places each chip with tongs as if they’re making real food is an affront to common decency and has to be stopped.