The Drill That Will Pierce The Covers

[valtsv]

friend: i’ll pick you up at 10

me at 10:0:01: i guess they’re not coming then

[valtsv]

actually it’s more like

[nintendocafe]

Nintendo Switch games coming in early 2019 and beyond.

[brucesterling]

*Meanwhile, on Twitter

[the-reylo-void]

[onegamer2envythemall]

Hirohiko Araki Tumblr Masterpost

[mansionbasement]

[guantanamo-bae]

Yote

[dailybayonetta]

[creativerule34hentai]

Unpopular opinion: Bayonetta is a Bowsette version of Hideo Kojima

[residentevil2remake]

[weloveshortvideos]

[gondwana]

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

[gyey]

unbelievble

[inbijiburuu-deactivated20181203]

I miss old valve because their logos were so fucking aesthetically raw it’s unreal

But now I guess they’re not using them no more so fuck me

[pattern-recognition]

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

[a-really-bad-decision]

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

[chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes]

That statement wasn’t meant to be a knock against his white neighbor. It’s an example of the extra steps black Americans need to take in order to reach the same levels of success as their white counterparts.

[hipsandheartbreak]

bruh

[sealedbeastnue]

I step up the podium at the science man conference. “yall know how silverfish like explode when you barely touch them? and then some other little beetles, like ticks are indestructible and shit? i have empirical proof this is the result of an ancient babylonian curse” half the audience is already in tears, some people are applauding. a few poeople walk out incensed iwth rage. guy in the back is a direct descendant of hammurabi & will invoke curse as soon as i use marduk’s name in vain but little does he know ive already got the wards up n shit. consecration of rose water taken. im on a hell city bus ride and i aint gettin off the train til assyria babey!!!!

[sealedbeastnue]

the comments are all correct I genuinely dont remember poisting this at all but no drugs were involved im just this fucking scrambled

[whitepeopletwitter]

Accurate

[dynamicoceans]

These are box crabs. The male will carry the female with him until she molts.

Video

[squidersdoodles]

He just picked up his gf and left

[hothimbimbop]

“Don’t talk to me or my gf ever again”

[brutalfish]

friendship goals tbh

[brucesterling]

*The Birth of Modern Oligarchy

[yeahiwasintheshit]

dont fucking forget what happened in 1980… fucking reagan and reaganonics. this is why republicans still celebrate that shitty old bitch

[skygenders]

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself.