Hold your horses.

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[boota]

[indianapython]

where we sat and what we saw

[brovero]

All of the creatures on this site and none of you have ever met a centaur before.

[skyphile]

i type in title text to destroy horse fucker's dreams.

[brovero]

You're not destroying horse fuckers, you're destroying the horse.

[brovero]

The title text wasn’t necessary.

[brovero]

With how often my job and the heat call for me not to bother with clothes, a set of human genitalia would be extremely unfortunate.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gothicprep]

this is literally the dumbest post on this website yet im laughing at it

[drlectertho]

this is the best post on this website

[just-shower-thoughts]

Does a Centaur have a penis between his front legs like a human, or between his back legs like a horse?

[brovero]

ectobuster started following you

Your notif came up at an interesting point in my dash discussion, and now I don’t think I’ll be able to picture anyone but 90′s DiCaprio behind the screen in your place. 

[brovero]

ghostbaker:

Please do, I’d be more than happy to receive them!

I understand completely, it can get a little tiring to constantly be around strangers. Not that it’s not nice to meet new people!

I’m very good! I’ve been keeping busy lately, with baking and business and the like! How about you?

You’re surely a woman after my own heart.  I’ve come across some pretty interesting characters I wouldn’t mind learning more about, but of all the horse traits I failed to inherit, the memory is absolutely one of them. I can’t keep up with all these fucking names for my life. Yikes. Nice to hear the business is coming along! And I’m pretty occupied myself keeping my landscaping up to date. I’m trying to re-gravel the drive, but it’s hard to find a thin grain in the ash white I want. It’s looking like I’m going to have to go into the city soon to see if I can’t get a better selection than we have here, which... I never look forward to. Eugh.

[recentgooglesearches]

do horses have souls

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

So I’m babysitting my little cousins for the weekend while their parents are away on some romantic thing and I just put the littlest one to bed (she’s 4) and she asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up so I said I wanted to help people feel good about themselves then I asked her what she wanted to be and in the tiniest, softest voice ever she said a caterpillar

[picaet]

[patrick-welde-deactivated201804]

[novr-deactivated20190712]

Irving Penn

[ghostbaker-deactivated20150818]

There’s no such thing as too many pony gifs! I’m glad you’re excited to see me, though.

[brovero]

Oh my god. You’re so right. I’ll be sure to come at you with the pony gifs full-on next time. And of course I am! No offense to my steadily growing fanbase or anything, but it’s nice to have a few faces around that I actually know. Speaking of, how are you?

[claragracephoto]

disposable camera