Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn

//twenty four//pansexual//nap enthusiast//netflix junkie//multi-fandom//daydreamer//feminist//

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[browneyeddreamchild]

it’s been awhile since i’ve been depressed on tumblr lol only difference now is i’m a pothead and i’m recovering from my eating disorder

[bloodvows]

We fall from womb to tomb, from one blackness and toward another.

[tiktaalic]

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

This morning, Buckingham Palace staff found Charles III in his bed chambers alive and well. My heart goes out to all the people of Britain who will be suffering due to this senseless tragedy

[jasontoddsguns]

Ryan Reynolds milking Hugh Jackman for all he’s worth will never not be funny.

[bombsights]

+ eugene’s coming out video

[nicostiel]

#help

[ladychlo]

[jewelrylove]

“I believe in the immeasurable power of love; that true love can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance.”

—

Steve Maraboli

[volcainist]

This is 100% me

[buckymilf]

princess diaries and stevebucky parallel

[igotcursed]

i’m gonna search for your love, right through hell and heaven millions of years yet to come and in all dimensions i know that you’ll always be my happy ending

[sebastians-stan]

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) dir. Kari Skogland

[sensacionplacer]

Tattooed Honey.

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode

[fluoride-bomb]

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me