Suzie Shooter

[visualstatic101]

[chantssecrets]

Love at First Sight by Barnaby Barford

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[inneroptics]

1969  (Dinosaur Balloon)- photographer unknown

[selkiesparrow]

Zoozve, my beloved

[ktempestbradford]

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

[rabbitrah]

It is now called Zoozve :')

[viralfrog]

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturongs of monitoring the situation

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[lonestatus]

they say that this camp was settled on top of a cracker burial ground and at night you can hear their ghosts wailing "dave said he had to work and can't come to the pioneer day grill-out" and "oooh grace brought jell-o 😀." scary, right?

[wowagay]

Looking at a photo of a middle aged man on my phone and clutching it like a widow holding a locket with a grainy photo of her late husband in it

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ceescedasticity]

You have to imagine someone in the manufacturing and distribution process noticed this before it got to store shelves, and someone had to make the call "fuck it, we're not redoing it".

[estro-boi]

[despazito]

[i-am-a-fish]

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

[willgrahamscock]

[hanniballecterscock]

things are getting… spicy in the spice section

[willgrahamscock]