fuck it

I’m Dev

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I love…….privacy

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[nyaa]

wild

[nerveblot]

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

[creepymutelilbugger]

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[brucesterling]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

do not let your loneliness convince you that indifference or someone who is constantly hot + cold is better than being alone. being misunderstood or unappreciated is a loneliness of its own

[thememedaddy]

[aralintheobsessive]

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

[bisforbutch]

As a poet, I also want my viewers to take this rather beautiful allegory into account.

[sexx-andhorror]

You look stressed. Wanna bounce on my dick until you feel better?

[homunculus-argument]

The "I put food on the table and a roof over your head what more could you possibly want" type of parents are always so shocked that their kids never come back again once they find anywhere else that they can get food and a roof under better terms and conditions.

[hex-actly]

they also use that argument to force you to act as they want and are so shocked when you leave the house and stop listening to them. 'you better not get a piercing, or' or what? I no longer live there, what could you possibly do

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

❓

[homunculus-argument]

After growing up during the I Can Haz Cheeseburger era, I'm glad that we as a society have progressed to the point of understanding that cats' internal narration should be extremely dignified and comically formal for a creature so dumb. They really are like

Sir, I fail to see which part of this situation you could possibly find amusing. Can you not see that I am stuck, trapped onto this couch by my own claw, and shall consequently die?

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[byjove]

when you think about it, it’s crazy how rocks were probably the first things humans began collecting (we know our prehuman ancestors moved them from place to place if they found one that was an interesting shape) and 200,000+ years later, rock collecting is still a common human hobby

[socialmaya]

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

I mean

[sunbentshadows]

for anyone who wishes to live vicariously (from r/nuclearrevenge)

[bruce-dick-in-son]

The fun thing about creating your blog when you’re 13 is you choose a silly username because you’re heavily into metal, and then here you are 16 years later stuck with it.

[infectiouspiss]

they don't call him the faggot from mcr for nothing !!!