my life as bruce~

snohomish

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[aestheticacadema]

“Please just tell me where i went wrong.”

— (via socotic)

[gingahhh]

god:

[lilsimsie]

SIMSIE’S STARTER SAVE FILE VERSION 4.0 DOWNLOAD

It’s here! It’s here! The updated Simsie Save for Seasons! It took me a really long time to get it ready for release because there are so many townies (I had to give new outfits to 256 Sims yikes) but we did it! We got there!

I “fixed” the entire Sims 4. I went in and renovated every community lot, filled every empty lot with new homes and locations, and created new CC free townies to fill every empty house in the game.

I posted a video announcing this new update which you can watch here.

What’s included?   - 34 brand new lots   - Renovated versions of every EA community lot   - 60 new townie families (all with skills, careers, relationships, & stories)

What’s new in this version?   - All townies (mine + EA) have outfits for new categories added with Seasons   - Parks updated with Seasons items (swings!)   - New Gilmore family (beauty guru family vloggers??? James Charles who???)

Requirements and download instructions under the cut.

DOWNLOAD (simfileshare) + CLICK HERE to tour the save on my Tumblr!

Keep reading

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When a video game boss has multiple forms:

[deathdarthvader]

The boss:

[chongjojunbalsa-deactivated2020]

jokes over all you fuckers

[transcendentalrot-deactivated20]

“In an incredibly disheartening study”

[thelonelydandelion-deactivated2]

“Scientists”

[meanplastic]

When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)

[misdreavus]

[bitchspell]

I need this here

[raccoonfagdyke]

[kiryuva]

our prayers have been answered.

[zenyaytta]

[skysworn-deactivated20190803]

Florence Welch: RUN FAST FOR YOUR MOTHER AND FAST FOR YOUR FATHER

me:

[dicksplit]

Me: *leaving from my hookup’s place*

Miss Vanjie……

Miss Vanjie…………

Miss………………………………………………

Vanjie

[sugawara-kkoushi]

Support mains: GUYS we need a tank, and I’m willing to swap but then we won’t have a healer! I CAN’T BE BOTH YOU GUYS.

Blizzard, releasing Brigitte:

[daphneblakess]

speaking as a Symmetra main, y'all do realize we’re now looking at the probability of Brigitte/Torb/Sym team comp, as if double armored Symmetra wasn’t already one of the most terrifying things in Overwatch

There Is No God, Only 400 Health Symmetra

[ahnungslosig-keit]

200 base health + 75 shield gen health + 75 torb armour + 150 Brigitte rally armour + 75 temporary armour = 575 total health

[daphneblakess]

Listen I’m gay and can’t do math but if anything this just further reinforces my point

[quidditchfan]

“Why do you struggle against your fate?”

[gaynerds]

When you spam the “NEED HEALING” emote

[mslifelines]

Talk to your doctor immediately if you think you’re experiencing symptoms of depression, or call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255.

[stillmother]