Modern Vigilante

Bruce Anderson | '29' | Fae

[jenna-darwin]

Or not.

[brucee-anderson]

Don't deny it. If you aren't now, you will be sooner or later. I'll convince you.

[morriganthesuccubus]

Pfft. Oh please. You sure dream big.

[brucee-anderson]

Oh, come on. You couldn't even play along? You might just hurt my ego. Maybe.

[brucee-anderson]

[black-plug]

[mainb-chastity]

I really need to stop these late nights

[mainb-chastity]

Work. The Sin’s not going to run itself for long. Someone’s gotta give it the care and attention it needs, and I guess I’m one of the few crazy enough to do it all.

[brucee-anderson]

Ah, that makes more sense. I guess you either go to bed earlier, or be tired.

[missmollytownsend-blog-blog]

Was I? You just haven’t met the right girl! And you’ll never find her if you keep going out with woman who are only interested in your money! *frustrated sigh* 

*wrinkles nose* Oh Brucie, not everyday. 

[brucee-anderson]

Yes, yes. Ah, but those women are the most fun.

Relax, babe. It was a joke. I'm not that much of a pig.

[quietcolewalsh]

I suppose that’s why you have a new girl on your arm each week.

Cole Walsh… well I reckon I just recognized you from when you were going out with Helen. Helen Moore? Cute blonde that can punch ya right in the face if she wanted to?

[brucee-anderson]

Damn. I guess I'm really infamous for that, aren't I?

Yes, yes. I remember Helen. She was a feisty one.

[missmollytownsend-blog-blog]

Oh hush your face. I forgave your dumb butt long ago. Clearly I wasn’t what you wanted, so you did both of us a favor.

Now, how has my Bruce been? From what I hear you have a new girl every week. Or is it everyday? I can’t remember which.

[brucee-anderson]

It wasn't you. You're amazing. I guess I'm just not cut out for actual relationships.

Oh, yes. Every single day. New girl. Another day, another lady.

[missmollytownsend-blog-blog]

Uh… actually I’m not in that population. I’ve been cured of the *dreamy voice* “Bruce is so dreamy” spell. You actually helped cure me, remember?

[brucee-anderson]

About that... Molly, I really am sorry.

[quietcolewalsh]

Concept? 

You’re Bruce Anderson, aren’t ya? Dated my best friend. I guess I didn’t have the privileged to meet you till now.

[brucee-anderson]

Yeah. You may believe it, but I've seen pretty plain people. Boring, even.

And yeah, that's me. Who are you?

And how did you even guess tha?

[zaydenpak]

Makes the two of us. So what happened to Ana and Christian? Happily ever after I guess?

[brucee-anderson]

Probably. Don't most books end like that?

[missmollytownsend-blog-blog]

Don’t be such a grouch. For whatever reason, Mr. Sparkles just liked Bella. Just like how the whole female population seem to like you. 

[brucee-anderson]

Oh but that's understandable. You've seen me. How could you not like this?

[elliothowards-blog]

The best is at the last. I think Jacob and Bella’s daughter got together at the end.

[brucee-anderson]

Wait.. wasn't Jacob the werewolf that was in love with Bella..?

[quietcolewalsh]

There’s always something special about someone. Anyway, Bella was a nice girl… from what mama has told me.

[brucee-anderson]

I guess that's a nice concept.

[nikolai-bountyhunter-brother]

I didn’t know you were into that stuff Bruce.

[brucee-anderson]

Oh, trust me, I'm not. I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. But I'm sure as hell not going to read this, now that I actually know what it's about.

[zaydenpak]

So you read them?

[brucee-anderson]

Nah. I'm not much of a reader. But they're so popular I can't stop people from telling me unwanted information about 'em.

[elliothowards-blog]

Glittery vampires.

[brucee-anderson]

Yeah.. I'll just set this back down.