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HEATHER LEVIN / 01 .
@brunchloved
“i told him that he called at a bad time, but then again every time is probably gonna be a bad time.”
‘ sounds like you’re just not that into him, huh ? ’
hello . fine day to love the h*ck out of ellen
“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ” declan having a mental breakdown over his master thesis :/
memes ! @arthistoried
‘ oh, yes, you totally do. ’
tatiana’s words drip with sarcasm before they are quickly washed down with still steaming green tea. there is nonchalance in the way she sits, speaks, drinks — and then, smiles. yeah, she knows declan. and not only that, but she has experienced how much blood, sweat and tears of his went into his passion for the arts. ( perhaps even LITERALLY. ) a quick glance thrown towards him as she places the cup of tea on the table in front of her, one hand reaching down to pet teddy.
‘ you definitely want to give up this one thing you’re most passionate about. how about this — ’ no hesitation as she gets up, shuts the curtains of her living room and walks into the kitchen. the sound of glasses clinking against each other rings through her apartment, a cupboard shut a bit too loud. ‘ take a B R E A K and enjoy a movie night with me ? ’
while i get my shit together : psa that declan and devon have a secure spot in tatiana’s heart no matter what .... they’re her boys and she loves them
✰ * º ❛ buzzfeed unsolved sentence starters ( pt. five ) ❜
( part of the youtube starter series )
‘ spoiler alert: it’s probably aliens. ’ ‘ bad idea. ’ ‘ i’m considering him a suspect. ’ ‘ i’m considering him a suspect. her son’s feeding her sedatives. yeah, he was like, ‘go on mother, eat these pills.’ ’ ‘ you just made this go so much more dark than it needed to be. ’ ‘ well, i just don’t trust this boy. ’ ‘ yeah, have some pills, smoke this cigarette. goodnight. ’ ‘ this is a very irresponsible landlady. if your tenant’s apartments smell like smoke, maybe check in on ‘em. ’ ‘ if your tenant’s apartments smell like smoke, maybe check in on ‘em. ’ ‘ this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t small like barbecue? ’ ‘ no, of course it doesn’t make sense, it’s weird! ’ ‘ has any skull shrunk at any other point in history? ’ ‘ now you’re acting like a detective and not like a jackass. ’ ‘ you don’t think it’s weird that all of her was gone except for a skull, parts of the spine, and a fucking foot that was still completely intact like nothing happened? ’ ‘ i bet if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn, and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe. clooney’s flammable. ’ ‘ clooney is probably flammable, you’re probably right. ’ ‘ so, a fire that was too hot for firemen did not damage her apartment? ’ ‘ too much fire here. what do i look like, a fireman? ’ ‘ soot and a foot. that’s all they got, huh? soot, foot, and a cup skull. ’ ‘ that’s a bizarro version of a dr. seuss book right there. ’ ‘ the foot did not catch on fire… one of ‘em anyway. that other one? phew. donezo. ’ ‘ the first theory… is ridiculous. i’m just gonna say that right now, it’s ridiculous. ’ ‘ i don’t trust anyone who says, ‘it seen it happen.’ that sounds like a country bumpkin if i’ve ever heard one. ’ ‘ it seen it! i seen it with my own two eyes! ’ ‘ i seen it happen while i was playing my banjo! ’ ‘ yeah– well, okay… keep going. ’ ‘ can you imagine just being out, having a good night with your pals, drinkin’? and you know, toward the end of the night when you’re like, ‘yeah, what a fun night this has been,’ can you imagine just exploding? just catching on fire. all your pals would be like, ‘huh?’ not a good night. for him or his friends. ’ ‘ is it very european to burst into flames? ’ ‘ put that pen down. you look like a jackass. ’ ‘ a lot of people explodin’ in europe. something you might wanna look into. this runs deep. ’ ‘ when i think spontaneous combustion, i think, like, ‘bam!’ like a popped balloon, just shards of person just exploding. ’ ‘ that asshole in fantastic four? what do you have against him? ’ ‘ if my clothes are on fire i’ll do a little dance to try and get ‘em out, stop, drop, and roll, what have ya. ’ ‘ maybe she just passed out or died or something. ’ ‘ i’ve never had a doctor speak to me like that. i would love it if i showed up and a doctor just started unraveling strange little tales. ’ ‘ the answer could lie with extraterrestrial origin. ’ ‘ what if aliens just get drunk and fly around the universe and shrink people’s skulls and turn them into little piles of ash? ’ ‘ i can see how aliens would be involved in kind of like shenanigans and be hooligans. ’ ‘ i don’t even smoke, but i would love to have one last cig before i go. ’ ‘ this is a weird case! this is just sinking in! what are we doing here?! ’ ‘ what if we’re just lab rats to these aliens? ’ ‘ they’re gonna shrink her into a little tiny titty. ’ ‘ no… no. what’s the matter with you? ’ ‘ if you used voodoo for evil, you would kill me!? you would murder me?! ’ ‘ it’s a hypothetical, i wasn’t thinking of doing that. ’ ‘ sometimes we argue, but i don’t want to murder you. ’ ‘ i never said i wanted to murder you! ’ ‘ you wanna kill me! ’ ‘ this is a hypothetical situation! ’ ‘ alright, yeah, no. continue to tell me about it now that i know you want me dead. ’ ‘ i think you might intellectualize too much. ’ ‘ so this is kind of a night out… with spirits. ’ ‘ wha– you look so scared already. ’ ‘ i do find that more compelling than any of the other dumb ‘evidence’ you’ve dug up. ’ ‘ any time i can get you to do that shrug, it means i make a great point. it’s a great point. it makes me heart warm. ’ ‘ i’m gonna buy you one of those haunted dolls for christmas. ’ ‘ put away your fear and just focus on what you feel. ’ ‘ i’m bad at feeling. i really wanna believe in something outside the norms of, you know, physics. ’ ‘ i took an improv comedy class once because… well, i’m a white guy. ’ ‘ so, the takeaway here is… every little sound is a ghost? ’ ‘ the takeaway here is that sounds that don’t belong in that environment may or may not be ghosts. ’ ‘ my jacket just moved in a way that it felt like somebody touched me on the shoulder and i think if you had felt it, you would scream. ’ ‘ wait, what? that was never part of the bargain. ’ ‘ a lot of times i just do these because i know you’ll hate it. ’ ‘ i feel like i’m gonna fucking cry. ’ ‘ i don’t wanna talk about it. i wanna leave. ’ ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up. ’ ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up… i stepped it up with the bigger curse word there. ’ ‘ i’m not even trying to be a jerk about this, i’m just getting tired of you asking me if i get scared about things i don’t believe in. ’ ‘ it’s like asking me if i’m concerned that, when i fall asleep, the moon turns around and winks at me with a big, evil face and has a boner or something. ’ ‘ tell me what’s more probable: the moon having a boner or a ghost being real. ’ ‘ the dark side of the moon just has a giant, dusty boner. that’s about as real as ghosts. ’ ‘ now we’re heading into the belly of the beast. ’ ‘ i’m excited. this is maybe he only time i believe in what you’re talking about. ’ ‘ bigfoot’s meat and bone. ’ ‘ no, that’s dumb. it’s not supernatural, it’s natural. ’ ‘ this is the heaviest sandwich i’ve ever embraced. ’ ‘ my organ’s are starting to shut down. i’ll be dead in five minutes. i think i might need to go to the hospital. ’ ‘ could you imagine being the guy who coined the phrase ‘bigfoot’? ’ ‘ ain’t that like a couple of funny brothers… destroying their father’s legacy. ’ ‘ don’t make bigfoot believe in your little ghostly energies bigfoot is meat and bone. ’ ‘ i don’t think that’s how bigfoot rolls. ’ ‘ the vest is gonna make me look more festive… and i won’t get shot, so there’s that. that’s an added bonus. having fun getting shot. i’m not gonna help you. ’ ‘ having fun getting shot. i’m not gonna help you. ’ ‘ you honestly think we’re going to encounter a sasquatch, the sasquatch is going to attack you and your life is going to be saved because you’re wearing a helmet? it’s gonna bring a rock down upon your head, we’re gonna get it on film, and we’re gonna say, ‘thank god you had your helmet on your head.’ ’ ‘ i think we’re ready to rock and roll, man. ’ ‘ you look like an idiot. ’ ‘ if i see people taller than me i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die young. ’ ‘ i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. i was just mentioning that this is a creature of enormous strength. ’ ‘ his name is cedric. he struck me as a cedric when i first saw him after i destroyed his apartment. ’ ‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ’ ‘ i think it’s time for a little beer break. ’ ‘ if a bigfoot actually walked out right now, this would be the greatest thing ever captured on camera, if we lured out a bigfoot with a beer. ’ ‘ they said that… i agree, but they meant it more, so hit them! ’ ‘ nah. this guys inhaling too many… cat… shit… fumes. ’ ‘ yeah, this is all jolly right now, but can you imagine what this is gonna be like at night? ’ ‘ it is a very old piece of footage, but so is… die hard. still good. ’ ‘ i’m saying just ‘cause something’s good doesn’t mean it’s bad, or– ’ ‘ that’s a completely different train of thought. what the fuck is going on here? ’ ‘ (wheezing and laughing) it’s been a long day. ’ ‘ now you look like a man i would never talk to under any circumstance. ’ ‘ don’t judge a book by it’s cover? it’s a hell of a cover. this place is beautiful! ’ ‘ i don’t wanna kill the vibe, but we could just turn the lights on, it’s a hotel. ’ ‘ holy shit! it’s a jacuzzi tub! ’ ‘ this is the best place we’ve ever ghostbusted. ’ ‘ like a ghost sitcom? sign me up! ’ ‘ well, he can go to hell. ’ ‘ oof. i don’t even wanna talk about that evening. ’ ‘ i stole this off the woman who died in the titanic! ’ ‘ …shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sort of how they work. ’ ‘ you gotta fuckin’ calm down, man! ’ ‘ ghost 101. week one, knock books off shelf. week two, uhh, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. week three… sheets. ’ ‘ this is one of the best days of my life. ’ ‘ i freaked out because i thought something flew in front of me, but come to think of it, it could’ve been the reflection of my light turning off. ’ ‘ you know, a ghost has probably whispered point blank in your ear, but you’ve probably never heard it because you were too busy going, ‘ugh ugh okay, oh, what did i do? oh, what did i do? i always get myself into these things ooo.’ ’ ‘ are we doing more of this or can i use the jacuzzi hot tub that we’ve been blessed with? ’ ‘ are we gonna spend the night here and not use the jacuzzi? ’ ‘ the jacuzzi jets don’t work… we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. ’ ‘ yeah… it’s daft punk. the dj’s daft punk came into our suite at night and gave me a little diddy, that’s what happened. ’ ‘ it’s not haunted. i know it’s not haunted. it’s not haunted. ’ ‘ you’re like a stupid string puppet that i can just bring along with me and i can pull it when i wanna hear something dumb. ’ ‘ no– they’re. no. no. nope. ’ ‘ the ball also stopped at the ‘i love pot’ graffiti, so maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ’ ‘ wha– what are ya doin’? ’ ‘ look it up. it’s a thing on the internet. ’ ‘ who are you pointing to? ’ ‘ i bet i could squeeze an apple till it exploded. ’ ‘ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ’ ‘ great. that’ll be good. i’m gonna snap that. ’
arthistoried.
❝ you can’t be serious , ❞ but he does not take it for a joke , not even for a mere second . his knowledge on her simply too broad for him to be that naive . ❝ do i even want to know HOW MANY MATCHES we’re talking about ? ❞
‘ you PROBABLY don’t — seems like you’re lucky, though. i don’t know how many matches there are, either. ’ if we’re talking innocent until proven guilty ... well, then tatiana has been proven guilty. ( it’s not that big of a deal to her, really. )
hello . fine day to love the h*ck out of ellen
christmas / holiday starters
Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
at a party
“Woah, someone drank too much egg nog.”
“Look, I only came for the Christmas cookies.”
“So do I make a sexy Santa/elf/reindeer or what?”
“Merry Christmas! Let’s get wasted.”
“Is my outfit too festive/not festive enough?”
“Hey! Come on in, I’ll get you a drink.”
a grinch
“I can’t believe I’m all alone during the holidays.”
“Most wonderful time of the year, my ass.”
“I hate snow. And smiling children.”
“If I hear one more Christmas song, someone is getting strangled with tinsel.”
“The only thing good about Christmas is the candy canes.”
“Wow, that gingerbread house is…unique.”
“Egg nog is disgusting.”
anti-grinch
“I’ve had my tree up since November.”
“How could you not like the holidays?!”
“I’m going to shove a candy cane up my ass. I’m so excited!”
“Christmas is the only time of year when I’m stressed out AND receiving a bunch of gifts.”
“There’s NO way I’m going to lose the house decorating competition.”
“Christmas isn’t a holiday. It’s a way of life.”
presents
“What did you get me?” / “I’m not telling you! It’s a surprise.”
“I didn’t know what to buy you, so..I made you something…”
“You gave me the present that I gave to YOU last year?”
“It’s perfect…”
“Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.”
“The only gift I want is stability and happiness. But this wrapping paper is pretty.”
“You just rip the paper right off?! You heathen.” / “You save the paper? Nerd.”
secret santa
“Ugh, I can’t believe I got ___ for secret santa.”
“I got ____!! What should I give him/her/them?”
“Who bought me socks? They’re plain white no-brand socks.”
“The limit was $20, people. Why do I see an iPhone?”
“I know who got me this. There’s only one person who knows me this well. It’s you.”
with friends
“I got us matching ugly sweaters.”
“Do you think I can fit these candy canes up my nose?”
“Merry Christmas, fuckers. I’m broke but at least I got you stuff.”
“This is really corny…but you’re already a gift to me.”
“I haven’t seen you in so long! Get over here and give me a hug.”
flirty
“Are you Santa? Because I’d sit on your lap.”
“Have I been naughty this year?”
“Oh, I’d ride in your sleigh.”
“Your eyes twinkle like tree lights.”
“All I want for Christmas is you.”
snow
“It’s snowing! That’s so perfect!”
“Great, now my flight is delayed…”
“How am I supposed to get home in this weather?”
“Baby, it’s cold outside…”
“Let’s have a snowball fight.”
no snow
“Why can’t we have a white Christmas?”
“It’s too hot for hot cocoa.”
“I wish I could wear a sweater without dying.”
“It’s nice to get away from all the cold.”
“The only ice I want to see is in a cold drink.”
knows nothing about other holidays
“So is it Jesus’s birthday?”
“Where did Santa even come from?”
“…Isn’t the tree a pagan tradition?”
“How do the deer fly?”
“This holiday sounds like it was made by someone on crack.”
“What’s a Hannukah?” / “What’s a Kwanzaa?”
“Is what I’m wearing okay?”
“Stop calling me a grinch! I’m not even Christian.”
hannukah
“Watch me shove all these latkes in my mouth.”
“You don’t know how to play with a dreidel?” / “Let me teach you the dreidel game.”
“See the menorah? It’s LIT.”
“Try the sufganiyot and you will forget about Christmas cookies.”
“Hannukah is the time of year when us Jews gather and decide the next step in taking over the world. At least that’s what that crazy guy from work told me.”
“Do these dreidel cake pops look Pinterest-y enough?”
“Christians get WAY too upset over Starbucks cups. I’ve never gotten a Hannukah Starbucks cup! You don’t see me rioting about it.”
“That’s not a dreidel…That’s a beyblade.”
kwanzaa
“Who needs one day of Christmas when I have a whole week of Kwanzaa?”
“See the kinara? It’s LIT.”
“I can’t go home until I buy a new kinara.”
“What do you think of the decorations? I think I need more African print.”
“How are we out of food? Kwanzaa is about the harvest!”
“I like Kwanzaa. It’s a holiday of principles.”
“It’s not a ‘made-up’ holiday. All holidays are made up.”
“Kinda wish the unity cup was filled with whiskey. And that I could drink all of it.”
misc.
“No matter the holiday, family time is always a bad idea.”
“This isn’t Pinterest-y enough!”
“Come on, let’s take a quick selfie. We never see each other.”
“You know I’m Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/atheist/other, right?”
actual footage of me trying to come up with tags so i can post my drafts.
arthistoried.
deep sigh echoes from the depths of his chest . ❝ you still haven’t deleted him off your contacts ? i’m starting to think you actually enjoyed that date . ❞
a GASP. ‘ the sheer audacity of that accusation HURTS me, declan. ’ feigning humiliation, eyes are averted from the male. ( seconds pass. ) ‘ i never bother to unmatch people on tinder, to be completely honest. ’
@arthistoried owns my heart ...
‘ you won’t guess WHO got back in touch with me last night — ’ less than two seconds are given to answer her question, ‘ the dungeons and dragons guy. ’
dune sentence meme.
all taken from frank herbert’s 1965 book.
“a beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct.”
“a popular man arouses the jealousy of the powerful.”
“parting with friends is a sadness.”
“a place is only a place.”
“i must not fear. fear is the mind-killer.”
“i will face my fear. i will permit it to pass over me and through me.”
“where the fear has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.”
“you’ve heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap?”
“a human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.”
“hope clouds observation.”
“once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.”
“it is the attempt to see the light without knowing darkness. it cannot be.”
“the willow submits to the wind and prospers until one day it is many willows — a wall against the wind.”
“the mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.”
“a process cannot be understood by stopping it.”
“understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.“
“you fight when the necessity arises — no matter the mood!”
“if wishes were fishes, we’d all cast nets.”
“what senses to we lack that we cannot see and cannot hear another world all around us.”
“any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere.”
“from the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.”
“let us not rail about justice as long as we have arms and the freedom to use them.”
“i must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.”
“he shall know your ways as if born to them.”
“greatness is a transitory experience. it is never persistent.”
“without this quality, even occasional greatness will destroy a man.”
“there is no escape — we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
“is it defeatist or treacherous for a doctor to diagnose a disease correctly?”
“we tend to flounder around, blaming everything but the actual, deep-seated thing that’s really chewing on us.”
“people need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles.”
“what do you despise? by this you are truly known.”
“a stone is heavy and the sand is weighty ; but a fools wrath is heavier than them both.”
“science is made up of so many things that appear obvious after they are explained.”
“to save one from a mistake is a gift of paradise.”
“may thy knife chip and shatter.”
“the concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield us from the terrors of the future.”
“anger is one thing, violence another.”
“it’s easier to be terrified by an enemy you admire.”
“to accept a little death is worse than death itself.”
“you cannot back into the future.”
“the real universe is always one step beyond logic.”
“you are always a little less than an individual.”
“how often is it that the angry man rages denial of what his inner self is telling him.”
“the eye that looks ahead to the safe course is closed forever.”
“the power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it.”
“expect only what happens in the fight.”
“riots and comedy are but symptoms of the times, profoundly revealing.”
FROG & TOAD | STARTERS send a prompt or send ✉ for a random starter. triggers apply.
once upon a time, there were two good friends, a frog and a toad.
i have many things to do.
get into my bed and rest.
this is my sad time of day.
you did very well by yourself.
i was wrapping your present.
winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.
maybe yes and maybe no.
that hat is much too big for you.
i am sorry for all the dumb things i do. i am sorry for all the silly things i say.
we must stop eating!
if you stand near the stove, your clothes will soon be dry.
i am in my warm bed.
these messy leaves have covered everything.
have some tea and cake.
oh, that makes a very good letter.
what a fine time for a ghost story.
run for your life!
let me think of a story to tell you.
i am catching a cold.
help! my best friend is trying to kill me!
how long have i been asleep?
i guess that is a very good reason for wanting to be alone.
will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
why are you banging your head against the wall?
well then, a little more sleep will not hurt me.
six-word sentences.
“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ”
“ they love me cause i’m hot. ”
“ just try to guess the answer. ”
“ everyone here knows you don’t care. ”
“ fine, do things your way. ”
“ i want to be in love. ”
“ no, i would rather make money. ”
“ shut up already, i’m not going. ”
“ because you said that, fuck you! ”
“ i hate you more than anything. ”
“ just sit down? let me explain? ”
“ can i be a little nasty? ”
“ there’s nothing wrong with being sexual. ”
“ i want you to like me. ”
“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”
“ i’m way too scared to fall. ”
“ terrified of my love for you? ”
“ we were both afraid, shut up. ”
“ it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really. ”
“ life’s too short to care anymore. ”
“ i dreamt about you last night. ”
“ really? what did you dream about? ”
“ i dreamt you chose me instead. ”
“ how did you become like this? ”
“ this isn’t any of your business. ”
“ i’m losing my mind, losing control. ”
“ you weren’t there! i needed you! ”
“ please don’t start with me, okay? ”
“ why do you always leave me? ”
“ this is all we have left. ”
“ i turned around. you were gone. ”
“ all i can think about is you. ”
“ wow, you look like shit today. ”
“ i called and you didn’t answer. ”
“ i wanna be a child forever. ”
“ today, my love is in mourning. ”
“ your words felt like sharp knives. ”
“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”