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SMALL STARTER CALL ?

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werepitiful·:

* OPEN STARTER !!

      “ i just took a dna test — turns out i’m 100% THAT BITCH. ”

“even when i’m crying crazy! yeah, i got boy problems that’s the human in me,”

[puppyroutine-blog]

DO YOU WANNA RIDE, WANNA GO FAR?

INDIE SELECTIVE BROOKE LOHST. BY YESSY. EST. 12/29/19. 

PROMO MADE BY THE WONDERFUL @pitifulbefore

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like this for a starter! 

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ship with me cowards

[earthdad]

my hand…… needs…. to be…………….. held….

[isozyme]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

[nataliealynlind]

overheard sentence starters part 1

aka ‘things i have legitimately heard said in a public place’

“i am sick to my stomach, these are the most beautiful freaking shoes i have seen in my entire life”

“it’s like a sweater dress but to the next level”

“i will not sit next to him, i will go to the back and sit by myself, but i will not be sitting next to him”

“if anyone asks we’ll tell them ____ was with us. we have to keep our honor”

“i could run faster when i weighed eighty pounds”

“i still ran faster than you and i don’t exercise all the time”

“i’m so excited for monday, i have so many cute outfits”

“what’s the point of looking cute when there’s no one to see you?”

“you know she’s studying to be a lawyer now? her boyfriend’s a lawyer, but i don’t think that’s a good reason for more school”

“she’s wickedly nice”

“though i guess you have to be crazy to be a lawyer”

“all the mellow ones are in tax law”

“i expected this to end in a fight and now i have a lot of thinking to do”

“oh, this was the day we were supposed to dress like baddies?”

“well i guess today we’ll look depressed and tomorrow we’ll be baddies”

“you’ll be my hype man, you’ll be intimidating, and you just look like you’re going to punch him”

“is that linoleum”

“oh, that’s metal”

“do i look like an adult now?”

“i ate his hands”

“well uh, we made ___ in culinary, no one wants to eat mine”

“it’s a time travel portal”

“maybe it’s just a mirror and there aren’t all those lights”

“now that’s a dog”

“you need to be a minimalist to live here”

“i don’t think i like that”

“there’s like eighty floors”

“if you do that 1/3 of the people will love you, and the other 2/3 will give you weird looks”

“every time i see ___ she introduces me to music i would never ever listen to”

“i’m a very class lady… until (insert sport) season”

“what are you talking about? we’re obviously the best team”

“we’re the committed ones, we’re the only people who stayed until the end”

“why would you ever want to do that?”

“that’s the nice thing”

“potato salad without mayo is my new religion”

“i don’t want to look at clams”

“i am also in charge of the weather”

“you can’t even take a nap there”

“your future in-laws are pretty likely to be in this room”

“____ is irreplaceable”

“why are you being so awkard, it’s not like this is a/our first date”

“it’s gonna be like the tattoo shop only on steroids”

“i’m glad she cares about you dude”

“i hate being confused but who doesn’t”

“oh, are you single tonight?”

[lightheartedsuggestion]

Be extra. Enjoy things and show it. Stop apologizing for it.

[wiltingstare]

“we think that we’re the center of the universe, but the truth is that we need to circle the ones we love for as they’re here. we need to hold them close because no matter how far we travel, they’re the ones that hold us in place.”

[pitifulbefore-a]

hellyeahrpmemes :

※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. XII ※

starters from jenna’s 11 most recent videos! feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! more jenna sentences

I TRIED FOLLOWING A JAMES CHARLES MAKEUP TUTORIAL

“This is me inviting myself to a party that no one invited me to.”

“It’s gonna get super… probably worse.”

“Nothing says beauty guru quite like a white and black checkered flannel shirt.”

“It’s gonna be okay, alright? You’re gonna find your person.”

“Oh, bitch, that does not work for me.”

“When did you make that?”

“Oh, my old-ass skin is crying.”

“I’ll just use my kit of brushes that I accidentally lit on fire one time.”

“My too much gene is very excited right now.”

“Don’t know what those numbers mean.”

“Oh no… oh no, it’s gonna get worse and worse.”

“Something doesn’t fucking add up, okay…?”

“I look like a half-eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Bless you and your young, beautiful skin, cause this is not a good look for me.”

“Look me in my eye right now. If you were sitting next to me, and we were just having girl chat, and I was like, does this look okay? You better be like, bitch, no.”

“2018 needs to be the year of all the eyebrow elitists to just fucking stop it and understand that my eyebrows are never gonna do what yours do.”

“How do you guys not make a mess when you do this?”

“Oh my god, I have that…! Just kidding, I don’t have that.”

“Does this look like an M441? Fuck, I don’t know what an M441 looks like…!”

“What you’re not gonna do is verbally abuse me during this process.”

“I feel like this is going bad.”

“Is this too far? I don’t know when to stop. You know I don’t know when to stop…!”

“I look like I need to go to the doctor really badly… today…”

“I’m an artist, and I invented this.”

“How do you stop yourself?”

“It’s just so fucking beautiful…”

“That doesn’t look too hot, uh-oh.”

“If you saw me, would you call the police?”

“I just want to hug him, is he okay…?”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I really tried my best, and I think it looks good.”

Keep reading

[xod]

[undyinglegends-blog]

ubhhh,, my url if ur still doing these,,, ily

send ur urls fuckos | not accepting!

My Opinion on;

Character in general: im gonna be Real w/ you in that i have never seen/listened to falsettos so i honestly have no idea what heather is like in canon–How they play them: –HOWEVER, from all that you have showed, talked about, and written, i can say that, regardless of how close she is to canon or not, you have created a multi-layered, well-rounded character, who i am very interested to interact with and really see her in actionThe Mun: yessy my first conversation with you involved screaming, i think, and i don’t think we ever actually formally introduced ourselves to each other. as a result i was a bit. bewildered, since i had just entered a server and there was screaming, and i didn’t entirely know what to make of you at first. now? i think you’re a very friendly, open, funny accepting, and supportive person. you’re a very genuine and sweet person and i’m very glad to call you a friend. hang in there yessy, and remember we love you <3

Do I:

RP with them: not reallyWant to RP with them:  YES

What is my;

Overall Opinion: i give you a bouquet of flowers/10

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REBLOG if you don’t mind other muses falling in love with your muse, even when it is unrequited.

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what time is it?

STARTER CALL TIME!

[pitifulbefore-a]

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

john mulaney sentence starters

“Heather,”

Spoken with a soft sigh, expression gentle ; he gets it. There are days where his head seems too loud, when unfounded worry overtakes rational thought and he questions every interaction throughout the day. Holds her wrist loosely, takes a step closer to wrap an arm around her, pulling her in and resting his chin atop her head. 

“Definitely– definitely the second one.”