overheard sentence starters part 1
aka ‘things i have legitimately heard said in a public place’
“i am sick to my stomach, these are the most beautiful freaking shoes i have seen in my entire life”
“it’s like a sweater dress but to the next level”
“i will not sit next to him, i will go to the back and sit by myself, but i will not be sitting next to him”
“if anyone asks we’ll tell them ____ was with us. we have to keep our honor”
“i could run faster when i weighed eighty pounds”
“i still ran faster than you and i don’t exercise all the time”
“i’m so excited for monday, i have so many cute outfits”
“what’s the point of looking cute when there’s no one to see you?”
“you know she’s studying to be a lawyer now? her boyfriend’s a lawyer, but i don’t think that’s a good reason for more school”
“though i guess you have to be crazy to be a lawyer”
“all the mellow ones are in tax law”
“i expected this to end in a fight and now i have a lot of thinking to do”
“oh, this was the day we were supposed to dress like baddies?”
“well i guess today we’ll look depressed and tomorrow we’ll be baddies”
“you’ll be my hype man, you’ll be intimidating, and you just look like you’re going to punch him”
“do i look like an adult now?”
“well uh, we made ___ in culinary, no one wants to eat mine”
“it’s a time travel portal”
“maybe it’s just a mirror and there aren’t all those lights”
“you need to be a minimalist to live here”
“i don’t think i like that”
“there’s like eighty floors”
“if you do that 1/3 of the people will love you, and the other 2/3 will give you weird looks”
“every time i see ___ she introduces me to music i would never ever listen to”
“i’m a very class lady… until (insert sport) season”
“what are you talking about? we’re obviously the best team”
“we’re the committed ones, we’re the only people who stayed until the end”
“why would you ever want to do that?”
“potato salad without mayo is my new religion”
“i don’t want to look at clams”
“i am also in charge of the weather”
“you can’t even take a nap there”
“your future in-laws are pretty likely to be in this room”
“why are you being so awkard, it’s not like this is a/our first date”
“it’s gonna be like the tattoo shop only on steroids”
“i’m glad she cares about you dude”
“i hate being confused but who doesn’t”
“oh, are you single tonight?”
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