everyone is selling dreams until u can buy one

dis blog is about bruno mars one direction drake nicki minaj and other celebs bye

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oHmyGodGODgdoDDd my brother just sat my mother down in the living room and started hsyterically crying and my mom was so worried until he finally whispered in serious tone “im pregnant”…. my mom started crying and screaming at him until my brother liTELRally POPPED OUT A BABY in my living room and it crawled over and smacked my moM int eh face and said “STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY TEXT POST STORIES FOR NOTES NOBODY BELIEVES THEM”

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tip: your thighs wouldn’t touch with my face between them

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temperature gets lower than 60 degrees

me: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOO

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A list of things that do not offend people

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why are all the dots black you fucking racist

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Joe - Looper (2012)

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It’s perfect.

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#the photo that ended mitt romney’s presidential campaign

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obama gonna have everyone saying ‘Get the Transcript’

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So beautiful. Jewish people living with Christians in the 1920’s. The tolerance is really inspiring. <3

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LADIES, you should be EXCITED because in MITT ROMNEY’S ECONOMY businesses will be SO DESPERATE for workers that they will actually HIRE WOMEN and let you GET HOME IN TIME TO COOK DINNER FOR YOUR CHILDREN

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