Dan in 2017: “Guess what we acci- I SWEAR THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT -we accidentally bought balloons that said “Happy birthday Dad”, then we thought -should we change that?? Nah…it’s kinda funny so we kept it
Dan in 2022: “Guess what we accid- I SWEAR WITH MY WHOLE HEART THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT -we accidentally got married and then we were like -should we get a divorce or an annulment?? Nah…. it’s kinda funny so we’re married now






















