shut the fuck up

[3000s]

its becahse youre always on that damn toilet

[blueflameart]

Kids petting Shinji at the local depressed pet pen

[transexuality]

[thefaggifier]

Everything is about being a fag. Every book. Every film. Every song. Faggotry is universal.

[confessionalists]

* walking round the supermarket muttering to myself* loneliness is still time spent with the world loneliness is still time spent with the world loneliness is still time spent with the world loneliness is still

[hospifal]

Hyde wearing Jean Paul Gaultier’s 1996 spring and summer “safe sex forever” aids protection collection

[probsnothawkeye]

There are only 3 acceptable ways to play golf:

1) Not at all.

2) Mini golf

3) Wii golf

[fkk-0ff]

Only women so pure it breaks their heart can be whores.

[greazyhandz]

[trufflesmushroom]

whenever small animals go snifsnifsnifsnif i always get so jealous. its like. wat r u smeling

[distinguishedbaloney]

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[ratcity]

The smiths man: *singing* I started something that I didn’t finish Me: haven’t we all. Shiut up Morrison.

[rel-ish]

mutuals i hope i am not only a boy to you but also a girl

[ashstfu]

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

[justnoodlefishthings]

it's looking like Germany will legalize cannabis which means that little German boy can finally go into the cave of blüntsmoken

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 276: predictable question

16 january 2022