I Spit When I Talk and If It Lands on You: Good.

[brutish-invasion]

You haven’t the slightest idea, laddie.

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[beforetheclothescomeoff]

[fatmagic]

[thegikitiki]

1960s Dining Area.

[thegikitiki]

From The Archives

[brutish-invasion]

"Neilure"

It's like failure but I've done it.

[brutish-invasion]

That being established, Mike Nesmith is the darlingest.

[brutish-invasion]

You can't be attracted to the Monkee you resemble most. That's the law.

[badvintagecooking]

Tomato Noggins

An Exciting New World of Microwave Cooking. Litton Systems, Inc. 1971.

[brutish-invasion]

I bet this tastes like blood.

[celerem]

🔫 making all of you say something nice about yourselves

[brutish-invasion]

Helium balloons seem to deflate a little slower in my presence.

[nemfrog]

Publicly shamed in a pillory. A Dictionary of Miracles. 1889.

Internet Archive

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[twixnmix]

Andy Warhol photographed by Lawrence Fried, circa 1964.

[commodorez]

Move out of the way, Andy, I want to see the IBM 729 Mk IV's you're obscuring.

[theehorsepusssy]

[depsidase]

[brutish-invasion]

Not Above Digging Remains of an Abandoned Sandwich Out of the Rubbish Bin

[brutish-invasion]

I'm Annie Lennox.

[brutish-invasion]

"We closin' down shop for the weather, doll-boy."

Translation: let's eat delicious garbage, completely forego pants, rarely leave the Van Bed, play the same video games four times over, and screw and screw and screw and screw and screw until we die.

[brutish-invasion]

We've done only some of these things, but not in a fun way. I've given myself the most hideous multi-day hangover and yes, I've been fairly confined to the Van Bed, but I still need my musclebound greasersquatch to carry me to the toilet and supervise me while I perform some rightly incredible projectile vomit volleys.

At this point, I'd like to forego the screwing and just die.