shit i say ā sentence starters
i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!
ā IāM GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ā
ā Iām going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ā
ā *aggressive finger guns* ā
ā *high pitched screeching* ā
ā Thatās where youāre right, kiddo.Ā ā
ā I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DONāT NEED A GUNā ā
ā GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ā
ā Thatās my cue to blast outta here. ā
ā GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ā
ā Thoroughly shooken. ā
ā Trust me, Iām a professional. ā
ā Iām gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ā
ā Iām convinced I was a cat in a past life. ā
ā Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ā
ā I literally have a āwhite people voiceā for when Iām being polite. ā
ā I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ā
ā I got a tiny ass head. Itās like a fucking golf ball. ā
ā _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ā
ā I hate you. ā¦Iām kidding. ā
ā Yeah, well, heās/sheās/theyāre a manipulative cunt, so. ā
ā Iām gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ā
ā Iām small and bitter like an espresso. ā
ā I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ā
ā *frustrated groaning* ā
ā I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ā
ā I will kick your fucking ass. ā
ā Donāt you fucking dare. ā
ā I get it, Iām fucking short. ā
ā You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ā
ā I do it because I love you. ā
ā *fondly* Fucking nerd. ā
ā *fondly* Dumbass. ā
ā You are my absolute favorite person. ā
ā Donāt even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ā
ā *whining noises and grabby hands* ā
ā There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ā
ā Itās literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ā
ā Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, Iām gonna fucking cry. ā
ā I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ā
ā JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! IāM GONNA SCREAM. ā
ā You best not be fucking texting and driving. ā
ā Do you want ____? ā
ā Please donāt do that, youāre worrying me. ā
ā Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ā
ā āDrink water kids!ā I say as I am severely dehydrated. ā
ā ____, thatās not good. ā
ā Who do I have to fucking fight? āĀ
ā I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ā
ā Iām just really fucking scared. ā
ā Iām sorry that I love you. ā
ā Iām sorry that Iām like this. ā
ā Whatās wrong with me? ā
ā God, this happens every fucking time. ā
ā I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ā
ā I donāt know what Iām doing. ā
ā Why the fuck am I crying? ā
ā Iām getting bad again. ā
ā Itās like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ā
ā Iāve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ā
ā I look and feel like absolute shit. ā
ā Itās nothing, Iām fine. ā
ā Iām so fucking exhausted. ā
ā I really wanna just sleep. ā
ā I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ā
ā I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ā
ā Iām gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ā
ā Iām already fucking tired. ā
ā If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ā
ā Can I just nap instead? ā