Life of Bryan

I realize I'm probably not the first person to make that joke.

[the-inspired-lesbian]

It's hard when the people you love the most, live the farthest away

[sunshinebarato]

@bryanfarris Jenna and Shortypants I miss you! happy friendsgiving! ❤️❤️❤️

[bryanfarris-blog]

@sunshinebarato we miss you and your fur babies!

[fuks]

[princess-pizzas]

This is the content I came to see on this website

[old-manrupee]

They’re learning how to open .rar files

[sunshinebarato]

jfc @bryanfarris I hate this one

[bryanfarris-blog]

@sunshinebarato it's so GOOOOOD. you could say it t-recked me.

[bryanfarris-blog]

Lazy howls. #shortypugorgi

[bryanfarris-blog]

Artie, little Pete, and petunia. #90skids

[bryanfarris-blog]

Why, hello there. #shortypugorgi

[pug-of-war]

[mutual-we-discussed-it]

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

[bryanfarris-blog]

Shorty is ready #shortypugorgi #wearegood #wildcard

[bryanfarris-blog]

I'll just leave this here.

[bryanfarris-blog]

Bday boy.

[motioncitysoundtrack]

Panic Stations is officially out.

iTunes http://apple.co/1UZyMIR

Spotify http://spoti.fi/1QKBOe5

RDIO http://rd.io/x/QDqHPh6XEw/

[yrbff]

[adamjk]

comic sands

[thirstghosting]

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

[sunshinebarato]

I hate this

[bryanfarris-blog]

sunshinebarato you spelled “LOVE” wrong.

[bryanfarris-blog]

Thirty and sweaty and goofy face and what a day. #30@thirty

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

Do one thing every day that scares you you’ve been putting off because it’s an annoying menial task that would take minimal energy but thinking about doing it sucks the very life from your flesh until you are a sad bag of mushrooms with no opposable thumbs and you’re filled with frustration at yourself for avoiding the task. DO THAT THING. You will feel magical and powerful.

[bryanfarris-blog]

Happy #nationaldogday to this little goober. #shortypugorgi

[bryanfarris-blog]

Apparently this chair IS big enough for the both of us. #shortypugorgi

[bryanfarris-blog]

Lovely summer ride with @jelyki