Rage Comics Are Still Good

Hi I'm Bryce, They/Them

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[brycevalentine]

Whats with hiring managers saying they’ll call you and then not doing that. Anyways anybody got some spare change. I’ll sell feet pics or something. They’re not good feet but based on what I know about feet people it doesn’t really matter what they look like as long as its a foot.

Cashapp $bwycevalentine

[brycevalentine]

Lmao I have a job interview today and a heatwave hit today :^) and I was going to walk and I don't have money to uber

[brycevalentine]

brother in law woke up in time to offer to drive me since there's an air quality alert along w the heatwave so it means I don't have to throw myself into traffic

[brycevalentine]

Lmao I have a job interview today and a heatwave hit today :^) and I was going to walk and I don't have money to uber

[zxid]

shane practice!

[brycevalentine]

Bruh after weeks of applying for unemployment and doing everything they wanted me to I got disqualified because my reason wasn’t good enough. I’m completely broke, haven’t been able to get any fucking interviews except at a gas station which didn’t even go anywhere. I don’t know how I’m going to stay housed at this point because if I can’t help pay for groceries my bfs aunt will kick me out. I would literally be better off dead

[brycevalentine]

Anybody got $10 so i can pay my phone bill thats due in 2 days? Cashapp is $bwycevalentine

[ponett]

you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[porunareff]

and on this week’s episode of “Context is important”

[belugamelon]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[brycevalentine]

I turn 30 years old today and it's crazy cuz I thought I was gonna kill myself by 18 but somehow I'm still here. I used to have a job and an apartment but the last month I've lost both because my cosigner didn't resign my lease. Living with my boyfriend's aunt who wants $500 a month for groceries & rent and I haven't been able to get a new job and it's so miserable. Anyways she made a blueberry lemon bundt cake & orange chicken for me for my birthday so it's not her fault it's miserable I just really wish I had an income.

Donate to my paypal?

[brycevalentine]

I turn 30 years old today and it's crazy cuz I thought I was gonna kill myself by 18 but somehow I'm still here. I used to have a job and an apartment but the last month I've lost both because my cosigner didn't resign my lease. Living with my boyfriend's aunt who wants $500 a month for groceries & rent and I haven't been able to get a new job and it's so miserable. Anyways she made a blueberry lemon bundt cake & orange chicken for me for my birthday so it's not her fault it's miserable I just really wish I had an income.

Donate to my paypal?

[brycevalentine]

I turn 30 years old today and it's crazy cuz I thought I was gonna kill myself by 18 but somehow I'm still here. I used to have a job and an apartment but the last month I've lost both because my cosigner didn't resign my lease. Living with my boyfriend's aunt who wants $500 a month for groceries & rent and I haven't been able to get a new job and it's so miserable. Anyways she made a blueberry lemon bundt cake & orange chicken for me for my birthday so it's not her fault it's miserable I just really wish I had an income.

Donate to my paypal?

[victusinveritas]

[brycevalentine]

I turn 30 years old today and it's crazy cuz I thought I was gonna kill myself by 18 but somehow I'm still here. I used to have a job and an apartment but the last month I've lost both because my cosigner didn't resign my lease. Living with my boyfriend's aunt who wants $500 a month for groceries & rent and I haven't been able to get a new job and it's so miserable. Anyways she made a blueberry lemon bundt cake & orange chicken for me for my birthday so it's not her fault it's miserable I just really wish I had an income.

Donate to my paypal?