Bedtime Stories for Broken Girls

A now-ancient producer of terrible ideas and scornful words.

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Just nearly called one of my flatmates “daddy” when he asked me to do something. Oops 🤭 I wonder what would have happened if I did? Would I have been bent over and fucked right then and there for being such a needy edgeslut? This denial is making me so horny i almost can’t stand it my cunt is so wet

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Well look at that. 

An ask that isn’t an ask, about a thing that almost happened but did not, which inspired thoughts of something that will never happen, all from the head of a needy slut who rubbed her brain away long ago.

Tumblr gotta Tumbl.

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damn i would kill myself If someone i loved said my value is Not on being hot but on being a good girl (not that this is wrong or bad, im Just clearly not the kinda girl for you and If Dolly takes It as a compliment then she definitely is)

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First, if you loved me and talked about killing yourself, I’d kick your ass. Who the fuck are you to even think about depriving me of one scintilla of the love I’m due? And besides, anyone who loves me knows the One Rule: protect the property. You don’t damage what doesn’t belong to you.

Second, I didn’t say she wasn’t hot. The way she dropped like a sack of potatoes when I punched the breath out of her was hot. The way she crawled around the floor like an intoxicated slug was hot. The way she humped my leg while prettier girls sent me nudes was hot.

Hot isn’t what you are… it’s what I can make of you.

Third, despite this misunderstanding, your intuition is probably correct. Because anyone who’s meant for me knows that “pretty” matters but obedience is everything, and “hot” has to shout awfully loud to drown out the echo of a single “no”.

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Anon: What traits of a women do most men like

Assertiveness, dignity, and ambition.

Or tits.

I forget.

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by Valéria van der Ko

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there’s something about when you say kiddo in your posts that completely turns my brain off

What about the rest of you, squirt?

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Anon: your blog makes me feel better about being me so thanks 🙂

For I am come to bring succor to the lowly, and by their chains lift them up.

And then make them dance like puppets.

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A lot of your movie and show and song choices seem very romantic, are you softer when you’re in love/with your spouse? Do your girls see a romantic side of you?

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Romance is the pain of growth and the relief of being exposed. Romance is mining meaning from the mundane. Romance is in the rediscovery and repurposing of lost and useless things. Romance is seeking hope in a hopeless world.

Romance is a mindfuck.

And you can find it almost everywhere, if you know how to look.

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What’s a Lowkey way to ask someone what their kinks are //telling them what you want kinkwise

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In my experience, the two most successful approaches are via movies and true crime. Both interests are superficially common and innocuous, but once you start digging into the details, everyone’s quiet, freaky enthusiasms (or lack thereof) become clear. I’ve personally had hours-long, face-to-face conversations with girls I just met about the best rape scenes in movies, or the sexually sadistic criminals that fascinated us.

Honestly, I’ve always kind of assumed that everyone in film school or getting a degree is criminology is just a giant pervert trying to blend in with the herd.

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Anon: Why do I have so many rape fantasies when I know I absolutely don’t want this to happen to me irl. I do not know how to deal with this. It feels like a betrayal to every woman who has really had to experience this.

There’s nothing particularly feminist about martyrdom.

So step outside yourself for a moment. Think of the little boys playing soldier behind the house down the street. They aren’t betraying anyone in an unmarked grave near the Somme… they’re taking a very real, very scary part of their world and converting it into play, where they can feel some control over it and come to terms with it. They’re taming the terrifying, one “PEW PEW” at a time. They’re human, and they want to be brave.

Let them have it, dummy. There’s no virtue to living in fear.

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i had a dream about you…. or a perception of you, i dont know what you sound like or look like but i knew it was you.. you instructed me to touch myself in front of you, but i yearned to touch you, i wanted to so so so bad.. but i wasn’t allowed to.. i was in tears begging to touch you.. at least just to hold your hand but each time i begged id get a slap on the face.. until mid release you said yes.. but i literally scared myself awake because i felt myself on the edge of my bed, i’m not sure how i got there but i did scare myself wide awake crazy how even without a clue about who you are.. you’re just swallowing me whole, im not sure what to make of this

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Oh come now… at this point, anyone with the slightest interest in my voice has heard endless hours of it. And I’ve even made everyone’s “shadowy, faceless man” dreams more vivid with the livestream silhouette. And you’ve got eight years of my thoughts to sift through, showing not just what I think, but how my thinking has evolved over time.

So in reality, you know a lot about who I am.

And yet your dreams are still full of my violence and disdain.

Which means now I know a lot about you, too.

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i sometimes jokingly say im gonna off myself, or at least always say it when something inconvenient happens.. would that be something that annoys you???

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It really depends on tone, frequency, and overall attitude.

If it’s a verbal reflex that’s triggered very occasionally, I won’t say much. If it happens a lot, I’m likely to insist that you work on expressing yourself with less negativity.

If it’s constant? You need to stop thinking so much about your empty future and focus on making mine full.

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Are you in love Mr. Bedtime?

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Pretty much continuously since the early ‘90s.

The world is full of things to love.

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what’s the difference between a girl who is officially yours and a girl who is just “in orbit”?

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Some planets are dwarfs, some are gas giants. Some girls are toys and some are tools. They orbit at different distances, are composed of different things. and exist to be exploited in different ways.

And my flag is on them all, even the ones that aren’t worth the effort it takes to claim them.

For I am a generous conqueror. And my gravity well yawns wide.

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take my teeth out pls 🙂

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That’d be great in theory, but at some point I’d have to look at you.

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i wake up thinking about your blog through my day im brainlessly refreshing and refreshing and before bed i come back here, it’s like in metaphorically humping your leg for something

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“…for something”?

I’ll have you know leg-humping is a reward unto itself.

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im shamefully obsessed with you

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It gets worse.

But you’ll get better.