Death of a Bachelor

Disclaimer Bang Sungjoon/성준 Actor & Model Born on July 10th 1990 R/S ; AIM General Roleplayer ; AU and OC friendly

[leextm]

*he chuckles softly, amused and shakes his head* I’m stopping. I said I’ll stop. I won’t continue. It’s just that you’re really fun to tease, it’really not my fault. *he then look up at you and smiles brightly* I really did miss you, you know.

[bsungjxn]

I mean it though, really! You will be even if you stop. -he says only to laugh to himself, aware that was overdramatic of him he shrugs it off. a smile now on his face when their eyes met- well I’d be sad if you didn’t miss me... That isn’t weird is it?

[leextm]

*he was honestly expecting you to shut his mouth with tape once again but at the result he blinked confused before laughing* Wow. Who would’ve thought a titan would be this stupid *he steps closer* This will hurt. But it’s your own fault *and carefully he started to peel off Sungjoon’s tape of his mouth* I’ll stop, I’ll stop. You don’t have to torture yourself. Or are you secretly a masochist? Okay, never mind. I said I’d stop

[bsungjxn]

-glaring at being called stupid he nudges Taemin hard, not able to say anything at first he cringes while the tape was peeled off his mouth, he sighed in relief only to get teased again, slowly covering his face- good grief... You’re going to be the death of me Taemin.

[bsungjxn]

Going to nap-- or it will turn to a full on rest, one way or another I’m going to return anyway, the bed is calling me! I am gone.

[leextm]

See? So you do want to see me tied up *he really can’t help but burst into loud and amused laughter before nudging your shoulder with his* Don’t feel bad. I can play even the best of people. But you’re really way too funny not to tease, sorry

[bsungjxn]

I don’t want to see you tied up this is just what’s best! -he answers with pursed lips, stretching out some tape again even after feeling defeated, ripping it off only to put it over his own lips, crossing his arms. He may not be able to respond but it seemed like he won this way, Sungjoon won’t be able to dig his grave any deeper-

[leextm]

And how do you plan on making it stay on my mouth and keeping me silent when I’ve got two free hands to help take it off? Or did you miss me so much that the desire to see me tied up is this big? *he grins and bites his lower lip to prevent himself from laughing*

[bsungjxn]

Because I will retape it onto your mouth after I tape your wrists together... -he deadpans only to cover Taemins mouth after their next comment, feeling mortified- Now you’re being ridiculous now Taemin! I’d ask if you’re sick but-- ‘I’m playing into his hands’ -his throughts already finishing his sentence he facepalms, feeling more embarrassed, a shortlived embarrassed smile appearing- god damn it, Taemin.

[leextm]

Oh, I won’t just try, I’ll succeed. I mean… How can you be so rude to my poor hair? I just cut it not too long ago, why cut it again? *he pouts, eyes round and doe like before laughing when you come back with tape* Should I lift my pants? What do you even plan on doing with that? I told you, you’ve got nothing to wax *he shrugs his shoulders and laughs* Well of course I’m amused. Even more so by your very strong reactions which make me automatically think that you actually like being called that way. Even funnier to tease you

[bsungjxn]

Easy, because I can that I’ll cut your hair up. -He started stretching the tape out to get a small amount to cover their mouth Sungjoon ripped the tape- I can’t even help my reactions either and you know that and your teasing is just cruel. And about the tape, there’s nothing to wax but I do have a place to put the tape.  You tiny punk!

[chattiest]

Error 404: The fuck I give was not found.

Chattiest (via chattiest)

[leextm]

Yah! Do that and I’m going to shave all your damn hair. You’ll be like a newborn *he makes a face and laughs* I’m always honest *he shrugs his shoulders and hums* Mostly anyways/ Plus you really are fun to tease *he grins before mouthing ‘daddy’ inaudibly* 

[bsungjxn]

You going to try? I’m making sure to hide from you when I’ve gone through with snipping those locks. -he makes grabby hands then imitates scissors with his hands- aish. Well, I figured you’d lie maybe once or once just toke joke around anyway............ Taaaaemiiin -he leaves to come back with sticky tape- How dare you be amused easily by me being some kind of victim, Shorty.

[leextm]

*he simply stares at you and shrugs his shoulders* Good luck with finding something to wax. The only hair you’ll find is that on my hair so… And I’m pretty sure you can’t wax head hair with ducktape. *he grins before nodding, ignoring your last comment* Definitely a very easy target to tease, Titan

[bsungjxn]

....I’m going to grab scissors. -he takes a step forward then stops- I’ll cut your hair when you sleep. -snickers- Well if that’s the case I need to put up more defenses so I can’t be teased... Still, thank you for being honest.

[leextm]

*he chuckles even with his mouth covered* I would’ve licked your hand if you hadn’t let go *he purses his lips together and nods* Really, Sungjoon, really? Duck tape? I’ve been through worse so better figure out something else. And what’s with you? Don’t you like being called daddy? Or is it because you like it too much *wiggles his eyebrows before laughing* See? You are basically almost begging me to make such jokes and tease you

[bsungjxn]

Wouldn’t of cared if you did that, would have wiped it on your shirt after anyway. -brushes it off and nods, his victorious expression turning into an embarrassed one- I’ll wax your damn legs with tape then your arms.... No comment to that question. -squints then stares with a blank expression- am... I an easy target here....? I need to get you back for this shorty.

[leextm]

*he chuckles at the hit and simply rubs his shoulder, his smile bright and amused* Punk? Does that make me naughty? Do I need to be punished, daddy? *he bursts into laughter again before shaking his head* Okay, I’ll stop. I promise I’ll stop.

[bsungjxn]

I swear I’m going to shut your mouth! -covering their mouth after Taemin promises to stop Sungjoon wrinkled his nose, to tell the truth he only shut them p their way to just mess around with them- Punk is better than brat. Now you better keep to your promise or I’ll get something like tape..... I know a painful punishment with tape -he uncovers their mouth and grins at the threat just made, ruffling their hair up- I’m half serious with that remark, Taemin.

[bsungjxn]

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters

"Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."

"I gotta go bribe a cop."

"But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."

"Please stop giving my mom cigars."

"Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."

"You've never done this before?"

"Maybe we can help each other."

"All I did was ask him for a drink."

"Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."

"I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."

"But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."

"I just don't feel like going home okay?"

"So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."

"Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."

"You haven't told me anything about you."

"Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."

"I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."

"And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"

"After what you told me, I'm never going home again."

"I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."

"I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."

"Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."

"I know how hard this must be for you."

"You have no idea how any of this is for me."

"They have to pay for what they've done."

"They won't listen."

"We'll make them listen."

"You do not want to test me."

"You think this is still about you?"

"You should have just killed me. You coward."

"This is an offer, not an order."

"I did some digging into your, uh past activities."

"A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."

"I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."

"Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."

"I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."

"Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."

"He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."

"I want you to touch my face."

"Just tell me what you feel."

"You need anything else, you know where to find me."

"You want the short answer or the long one?"

"We need to contain this."

"Lying to that woman is impossible."

"Choose a side."

"I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."

"That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."

"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."

"Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."

"Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."

"Let's get this started."

"You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."

"Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."

"Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."

"Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"

"What a shithole."

"This is my life and I made something of it, without you."

"Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."

"Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"

"You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."

"Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."

"We all pay for our choices."

"I've learned a lot since you've been gone."

"You're a dick."

"Say that you want my help."

"I want you to help yourself."

"I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."

"In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."

"I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."

"Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."

"You do your job, I'll do mine."

"On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."

"So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"

"You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."

"Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."

"If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."

"We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."

"Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."

"Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."

"You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."

"I'm not afraid to die."

"We'll be together, that's all that matters."

"You really think that this will change anything?"

[piann14]

SungJun  for Kolon Sport 2015 SPRING / SUMMER COLLECTION - 2

CR :: kolonsport

[leextm]

*he has an arm ready to stretch out and help you in case you’d lose your balance but since you didn’t he just places it back next to his body* What? *he blinks confused before bursting into laughter, amused by both the moment when you didn’t realize AND when you did realize* Don’t worry, daddy, I was a good boy *he couldn’t help but continue laughing and making the jokes*

[bsungjxn]

-Sungjoon just cringes and hits Taemins shoulder gently- Oh my god, Taemin that isn’t funny at all. -he squints then just nudges him hard after the shorter man continued with the jokes the actor however couldn’t think of a good comeback- you--... You punk!

[leextm]

Yah! *when you squat to be at his height he simply and playfully punches your shoulder, making a face before laughing* I hope schedules haven’t been too hard on you *he states and hums softly* Aww, boo. And here I was thinking you’d say something cliched as… ‘If you’ve been good, come to my room and if you’ve been naughty… we’ll go to the playroom.’ or something like that *he’s obviously joking, his tone playful before he laughs lightly* I’ve been good, no worries. Haven’t caused any trouble… I hope

[bsungjxn]

What? You started it!!! -Laughing harder he almost falls forward from his clumsiness- Taemin why would I let you into my room if you were good? tsk if I did that I’m sure it’d get messier. -so maybe he was a little dense a look of realization dawning on Sungjoon when he realized what that could of meant, covering his face- ah geez... Well anyway I’ll trust you on that, I was probably going to force you to apologize to people if you did something...

[bsungjxn]

[ Bold which is most applicable to your muse between the two options! ]

Cold OR Hot

Envy OR Lust

Blunt OR Tactful

Dreamer OR Realist

Impulsive OR Planner

Stubborn OR Flexible

Sociable OR Isolated

Lazy OR Hard-working

Half empty OR Half full

High energy OR Low energy 

Dependent OR Independent

Eloquent OR Rough around the edges 

Sees what they want OR Sees what is there

Dwells on the past OR Looks towards the future

[leextm]

Impulsively calling me ‘shorty’ after being away for so long… I call that being rude *he then stands on his toes and grins* See? I’ve grown taller in these past 2 months *of course he couldn’t act serious so he just burst into laughter before standing back normally* Really? I’m glad to hear you’ve been well, giant~. Ooh? What happens if I were to give either of those answers, hm? *he wiggles his brows and grins*

[bsungjxn]

Well I could of called you tiny but I think you would of hit me. -saying matter of factly Sungjoon and began snickering, that snickering however turned to laughing while Taemin joked about growing taller- really? I didn’t notice, hmm... -purposely squatting down to be around Taemins height he began laughing, standing back up straight as well- It’s been the usual things... so what can I say. If you’ve caused trouble I’ll demand how exactly you caused trouble and I’ll... do something? Not sure what but I’ll figure out something and if it’s the latter you get a pat on the head, quite simple.