Squishy

confused

[bts-and-seventeen2]

This is why I never fucking come out as gender fluid anymore ppl don't fucking get that gender is a spectrum and that there's a fucking difference between sex and gender

[thats-so-seventeen]

Judge: You're sentenced to death. You'll be hung.

Jeonghan, from the back: HE'S ALREADY HUNG.

Seungcheol: Your Honor, uncuff me so I can high five my friend.

[incorrect-seventeen-quotes]

Vernon : *has a really bad day*

Vernon: *sees Seungkwan smiling*

Vernon: *forgets every bad thing that happened today*

[probablykpopcorrect]

junhui: I love hoshi and I will fight anyone who talks badly about him.

hoshi: well, I am shit.

junhui: square up, bitch.

[incorrectnct]

DK: I'm here to see Jaehyun, I'm a friend of his.

Yuta: Jaehyun has no friends.

[stillcramming-deactivated202008]

Woozi: *yelling at Seungkwan*

*a cherry blossom petal falls into Woozi’s mouth*

Seungkwan: The anime gods have silenced you.

[shit-svt-sayz]

Jeonghan: We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kids!

Seungcheol: “Our kids”? Jeonghan, we’re not married.

Jeonghan: Dude, we’re kinda married.

Seungcheol: I know. I love it.

[wonhuigyuhaoquotes]

Mingyu, lying awake in bed: Hey, are you asleep yet?

Minghao: Yes.

Mingyu: Oh, okay.

[two hours later]

Mingyu: ... Wait a fucking second...

[probablykpopcorrect]

Jeonghan: So who is the clingy one?

Mingyu: *sitting in Minghao’s lap with his arms wrapped around Minghao’s neck and his face buried into Minghao’s chest* Minghao, obviously.

[correctly-incorrect-svt]

Soonyoung: Thank you for putting up with me last night. I was being a beast, and I appreciate your kindness. You are an amazing friend and I'm lucky you like me.

Wonwoo: I wasn't that kind. I hit you with a pillow until you stopped crying.

Soonyoung: It's what I needed at the time.

[incorrect-seventeen-quotes]

“Stop talking badly about yourself or I will physically fight you!”

— Hoshi to Seungkwan

[bts-and-seventeen2]

Some armies will ship BTS with idols but the second they interact with someone who isn't as famous and isnt them they lose their shit

[1ofthemusketeers]

Mingyu: I’m g-

Mingyu: ga-

Mingyu: I’m- I’m-

Seungcheol: Take your time.

Mingyu:

Mingyu: Boys

[cultsvt]

Interviewer: DK, describe your ideal date

Seokmin: That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th because it’s not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Interviewer: …

[meikayoba-deactivated20200731]

seokmin: im sort of a chicken magnet

jisoo: uh dont you mean chick magne-

*distant sounds of bawk-bawking*

seokmin: we have to go NOW

[cultsvt]

Minghao: [about Mingyu] Look at his dumb hair and stupid outfit

Minghao: I have to have him

[incorrect-seventeen-17-quotes]

Woozi: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Woozi: Ha, just kidding. I have killed a man. But he was an asshole.