seventeen as things my family, but it’s all out of context
‘I know we shouldn’t be making fun of people who dated our father but it’s so much fun.’
‘In my eyes you come second to any chocolate I’ve ever eaten, I do not care that I birthed you.’
‘Yes, I’m a vegan in the streets but carnivore in the sheets.’
‘No, there is never a single moment where I am not absolutely beautiful.’
‘Direct your breasts to the movement. Breath in, push your breasts up.’
‘Please stop narrating their final moments in a condescending tone, we have a dead bat at our feet.’
‘I am but a small bundle of shortness, anger and somehow no drugs.’
‘That’s absolutely disgusting. I wish to join in immediately.’
‘It usually costs a lot to look this good. I just do it by not sleeping and stress eating.’
‘They told me to be straight and to be a fashion icon. But I can’t be both of those things. So here we are.’
‘I really don’t think we need to keep paying for drama lessons, you’re seem to be doing just fine without them.’
‘I was a child prodigy as you can tell, it just went unnoticed to everyone but me.’
‘I might be small, I might be young, but I still am the rising star of the show and you will fear me.’






















