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@1ofthemusketeers
Seungcheol: This is absolutely not funny, delete this or my lawyer will be in contact.
BooSeokSoon: Let’s do it baby I know the law.
Mingyu about to beat Hansol at Basketball: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself
Hansol laughing: Oh buddy, I’ve been prepared for that for years
Mingyu: I’m writing wonwoo a letter.
Seokmin: Nice. What does it say?
Mingyu: Dear wonwoo, You are gorgeous and have very pretty eyes, they make me wanna be between your thighs.
Mingyu: How does it sound?
Seokmin:...
Mingyu: Seokmin?
Seokmin: YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT THAT IS NOT HOW YOU-
Wonwoo: What are you drinking?
Junhui: Vodka.
Wonwoo: Straight?
Junhui: No, gay.
Wonwoo: NOT YOU, THE VODKA!
Seungkwan rushing into the room: I HAVE A PLAN!
Hansol and Chan: We aren’t dressing in drag to get into a club underage.
Seungkwan: I no longer have a plan.
Seungcheol: We will work hard, we will work well, and we will work together or so help me, I will shove my foot so far up your asses that your soul will leave you body.
Junhui: Wouldn’t it be your sole leaving our bodies?
Seungcheol:...
*In downtown Seoul*
Seungcheol: Hey, watch out for that bus!
The rest of seventeen:*run into the street*
Hansol, jokingly: Hit me sucker, I dare you!
The bus driver:*keeps going*
Hansol, shoving everyone back: fuck fuck fuck fuCK FUCK FU-
Hansol: Guess what I’m doing today!
Minghao: Becoming a productive member of society?
Hansol: Minghao, please, be serious.
Mingyu: I hate Minghao.
Mingyu: I went up to him and said “Why aren’t Koala’s considered bears?” and he said “Because they’re marsupials.”
Mingyu: No the reason is they don’t have the koala-fications you stuck up wine mom.
Jeonghan: *puts a loaf of bread on the counter*
Jihoon: What’s this?
Jeonghan: Jeonghan’s drunken bread.
Jihoon: Were you drunk when you made this?
Jeonghan:*proudly* I was.
y’all go vote for seventeen for mama
*In the pool*
Seungkwan: Hey Mingyu, get your dramatic ass over here!
Mingyu emerging from the clam pool floaty: What does thy require of Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty and love?
Seungcheol: Synchronize your watches!
Mingyu: I don’t have a watch.
Seokmin: I don’t know how to do that.
Minghao: TIme is a social construct.
Seungcheol: Why the FUCK did I bring you guys along?!
Seungkwan: Hansol and I are so in sync we even finish each others...
Hansol: *spaced out*
Seungkwan: sssssssssssssss...
Hansol, snapped back to reality: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
*Out of nowhere*
Hansol: I feel like sharks are misunderstood.
Jeonghan looking up from his phone: I like your necklace.
DK smiling widely: Thanks, it has a bug in it.
Jeonghan: *stares into the camera like the office*
Seokmin: Imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass.
Hoshi: I mean...What does the demon look like?