This Blog Is A Dumpster Fire

23, They/she, I exude BIG JEW ENERGY, and am a full yikes/10

[serpentinesomebody]

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

[combustable-head]

Knight of the seven kingdoms as onion headlines

[dmcmercy]

I love that society has progressed to the point where the baseball scene has become The Twilight Reference to make instead of sparkling vampires

[sharkonasock]

Daniel Molloy bare ass the world is healing

[fandiagnosis]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.2

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E02

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

[blignick]

[despazito]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[alltears]

all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[hedgehogofvictory]

another thing i appreciate about project hail mary the book is that the happy ending in still under construction. and complicated. I loved the film, but the book doesn't give us a magic perfect human habitat and i LIKE that.

Grace only recently got food that tastes okay. the dome is as comfortable as the eridians could make it, but its not a hyper-realistic recreation of earth. the gravity of Erid hurts grace. there's still a literal wall between him and the people (person) he cares about.

when the question of whether grace wants to go back to earth comes up, its not as simple as 'do you want to stay here with your best friend rocky?' its also "how long can your body handle this?" and "how long will you endure it?" and "do you ever want to have arms around you again?"

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

[northirish]

Painting myself in WW1 dazzle camouflage so the little old ladies at Tesco's misjudge my direction and speed and their torpedos miss when I cut in front of them at the self-service checkout

[inglenoo]

I think it would be the funniest thing ever to either have Ryan gosling do the Artemis 3 crew announcement to for them to take a cardboard cut out of him to space.

[pointnclick]

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

[pointnclick]

i are what i eat

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

[viciere]

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay