Cosmic Funnies
The Stonewall Inn

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
RMH
noise dept.
Mike Driver

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bliss lane

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Sweet Seals For You, Always

roma★
sheepfilms

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Misplaced Lens Cap
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du

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The Bowery Presents
Noah Kahan
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Seattle Gothic
you shiver as you pass beneath the viaduct. eyes lowered, your steps quicken as you steadfastly ignore the shaking that accompanies each passing car. the earthquake was years ago, but the highway still remembers.
the man who stands on street corners begging for smiles has gone missing. the troll under the interstate has shreds of painted cardboard in its teeth, but no one who matters notices.
in a haze of lights and cigarette smoke, you invent a favorite band. “you’ve probably never heard of them,” you sneer, and yet from the back of a cabinet he pulls an lp. “this is from before they went mainstream.”
the sun draws you out like a beacon. you shiver in the wind but still it pulls you, like a moth to a streetlight, unable to resist its warmth. you gaze upwards, unmoving, and realize you need new sunglasses.
tourists pile onto the ferries and disappear into the fog. most of them don’t come back, but you can’t bring yourself to miss them.
it has been June for far too long. It was summer once, you think, but the chill and the haze are all you remember now.
you throw your empty water bottle in a trash can and it shrieks, admonishes you for not recycling. A homeless man roots through a nearby dumpster as it gently reminds him to compost more.
an active volcano looms over the city. you wait with bated breath and try not to think about fault lines or the plate of juan de fuca. the mountain is big today.
mugs outstretched, the uncaffeinated hordes trudge through the streets at dawn. they are out of coffee. we are all out of coffee.
the rain can’t cross the cascades, so it makes sense that you can’t either. unlike the rain, you’ve never really felt the need to try.
the underground shops in pioneer square still have windows. they’re boarded up, but not for the reason you think.
the sonics never truly left. if you stand on the floor of keyarena at night, you can feel them brush past you on their way up the court. season tickets are now on sale - be careful.
This is all true. All of it.
Also, the underground shops in Pioneer Square never change, but you can’t find the shop you went to the last time you were there. Wasn’t it just down that hallway? You’ve never seen that hallway before.
A FUN GAME:
PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB
OH MY GOD
BC Lower Mainland Gothic
You ask a student about the public opinion of their university. They don’t know. You ask another about its history. They don’t know. You ask a professor in the hall about the reasoning behind the architecture. They don’t know. You ask a receptionist in the visitor’s office what year it is. They don’t know. You ask yourself where you are. You don’t know.
Driving down Highway 1, you feel a pit growing in your stomach. You told them you couldn’t be stationed in Surrey, yet here you are, trees beginning to give way to flickering city lights. They say it’s a dumping ground for new Mounties like you. Nobody ever returns. You casually speak into your radio to try and lighten the mood. The response is an ear-splitting, inhuman screech.
You were told to watch out for bears and caribou. This is clearly not a bear or a caribou, but whatever it is, it is very, very big, and staring right at you with eyes like car headlights.
You sip your bubble tea and walk further into the mall. You sip your bubble tea and walk further into the mall. You sip your bubble tea and walk further into the mall. You sip your bubble tea and walk further into the mall.
You’re sitting in a bar on Commercial Drive as a local indie band, a favourite of yours, sets up. The singer opens her mouth to test the microphone. You wake up on the beach. The Pacific Ocean is grey. The sky is grey. The sand is grey. Your hands are red.
You’re driving eastwards through the Fraser Valley to spend some time in the sunny Okanagan. There’s a church. There’s a church. There’s another church. You begin to realise that it’s 3 in the morning, the sun has not set, and you feel no fatigue. There’s a church.
This building is designed to protect pedestrians from the rain wherever they might walk in the complex, and you do feel protected. It’s odd to say, but you feel like caring eyes are watching you, and you feel a careful touch leading your hand through the concrete.
The sickly blue paint in the diner peels off the walls. You eat your baked pork chop rice in silence. It tastes like memories of labour, of sore muscles and broken bones and rusted railroad spikes. The chef coughs from the semi-open kitchen.
DING-DING-DING! The next station is Bridgeport. This train is for Richmond-Brighouse. For trains to YVR Airport and locations beyond the limits of human perceptive capabilities, please transfer at the next station.
You wake up one morning and see that your driver’s licence is on your bedside table. You didn’t have one when you went to bed, and you certainly didn’t go through the process of getting one, but there it is. You make a small note of a strange insignia on the underside of your arm, but looks like you’re ready for the road!
You walk forward into the park for a hike. It starts to get dark. You’ve been walking a few hours now. The endless seas of pine trees are very tall. Worried, you look back, and you see that you are only a few steps forward from the edge of the road where you entered.
Something washed up on the beach. It’s vaguely gelatinous, but bloated, with wounds like those possible on human flesh. It has a few hairs growing on it. Somewhat perturbed, you walk away, leaving it for someone else to clean up.
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Latinos Make Music Out Of Anything
me
i fucking knew it. i knew before i even clicked the sound what it would be. i’m so mad
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Photographs of the year Zulu reed dance. By Marco Longari/AFP
“There were between 7,000 and 10,000 ‘maidens’ at this Zulu reed dance – screaming, laughing, chatting, all under the watchful eyes of older women. This was a lucky shot, but I was looking for it. There are a lot of problems for albinos in Africa, so I thought if I could find an albino ‘maiden’ dancing, it would tell a positive story. These girls were lining up to get food in the early morning light, and I raced over. Normally as a photographer you get cross if your subjects pose, because it’s not natural. But this girl put up a face so proud and dignified that it was a gift to me.”
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I like them posing. it humanizes them instead of making them look like scenery like most western photographers do to various African events like girls pose idk does that make sense
me: *is young boy*
father: *takes me into city*
me: *sees a marching band*
father: son when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned will you defeat them your demons and all the non-believers the plans that they have made because one day i'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade
me: chill dad i'm trying to watch the marching band wtf
Happy 75 ya old man
WEGO (deepdyed)
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
hmmmmmmm I wonder
aight lets see what happens
hmmmmmmm…. maybe it takes awhile?