REGRET ORB

THANK YOU BASED JERRY. FORMERLY PUNYPALHONCHO. TROLLIAN: cadaversGenesis KIK: punyshment

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Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

“I’m gonna get out of bed every morning… breathe in and out all day long. Then after a while I won’t have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out… And then, after a while, I won’t have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while… It was a million tiny things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together. And I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home… only to no home I’d ever known… I was just taking her hand to help her out of her car, and I knew. It was magic.”

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IF YOU EVER CROSS PATHS WITH AN ANGRY HUMAN, THE NUMBER ONE APPEASEMENT TACTIC IS TO JUST PLACE SOME RANCID-ASS MEAT ON A NEARBY TABLE. THEY LITERALLY CANNOT RESIST THAT SHIT.

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1 (800) TRY ME

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HE IS A DESPERATE MAN, TRYING HIS BEST. AND YET HE GETS NOWHERE, HIS ENDLESS EFFORTS ULTIMATELY DEEMED FUTILE.

I THINK PEOPLE HERE WILL RELATE, HE’LL BE A HUGE FUCKING HIT.

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TUMBLR.COM NEEDS SOME REAL IMPROVEMENTS. FOR INSTANCE, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE HAS HAD A TIME WHERE THEY NEED A BUTTON ON POSTS THAT JUST SENDS BACK THIS:

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REMEMBER TO FILL YOUR ORB WITH A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF REGRET EACH MONTH. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU REMEMBER THIS.

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HMM.

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more red!

MORE RED IS ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE, BUT LIKE. STYLING-WISE.

[takochii]

Pastel Set:  Pink  x  Blue

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S)(ave a fis)( into it~

WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR.

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I WANT TO DO SOME DIFFERENT SHIT WITH MY HAIR.

PUT WHATEVER STRANGE SUGGESTIONS POP INTO YOUR HEAD BELOW.

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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT A GOOD DECISION MAKER” I ASK, THOUSANDS OF SLIM JIMS FALLING OUT OF MY POCKET, AN UNENDING TORRENT OF SHITTY QUASI-MEAT PRODUCTS. “I ONLY CLEANED OUT THIS ONE STORE OKAY,” I INSIST, SWEATING. THE NEWS COMES ON BEHIND ME. THERE ARE NO MORE SLIM JIMS IN THE CITY. RIOTS BREAK OUT. CHAOS ERUPTS LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PEOPLE ARE DYING IN THE STREETS. IT’S HELL OUT THERE.

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[WHISPERING] DUDE, SHUT UP. THIS IS THE TIME OF NIGHT THE AESTHETIC BLOGGERS COME OUT. THEY’LL HEAR YOU.

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I HAVEN’T DONE SHIT TO MY HAIR IN WEEKS HONESTLY. IT’S ALL JUST KIND OF LAYING OUT. AND BY LAYING OUT I MEAN TANGLING WITH THE REST OF IT. AND BY TANGLING I MEAN IT’S FORMING IRREVERSIBLE KNOTS THE LIKES OF WHICH NOT EVEN TROLL ALEXANDER COULD SEPARATE. AND BY

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OKAY THIS THEME IS KIND OF SHIT, BUT I’M RUNNING WITH IT ANYWAY.