Ethereal Creature From The Void

👽Certified Alien👽it/it’s👽26👽Fudanshi👽OCD recovery in the works👽

[gooseworx]

Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!

[ylceon]

visions

[bubblegum-bitch-boy]

I forgot how good the art was on Tumblr

[tsukiaki]

Twitter apocalypse is beginning so hello again tumblr!!

[zhinico]

planet befall

[tokyo-fashion]

“Deadpool 2” promotional truck that’s been driving around the streets of Harajuku, Japan in the rain.

[deitycyla]

classy ✨ 

[the-moon-avatar-deactivated2019]

[slothsocks]

Ready Player One is two hours and twenty one minutes long and contains exactly 282 references to 80’s pop culture, which averages out to one middle aged white guy pointing at the screen and going “yeeeahhhh!!” every thirty seconds

[different-landscapes]

[yachthockey-deactivated20181116]

easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus

[yachthockey-deactivated20181116]

an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died

jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools

[lunaalaa-deactivated20190405]

ok but how did lotor kill zarkon in one episode when the paladins have been trying for like 5 seasons

[lanceneedslove]

okay the real question

where is lance’s dad

lance doesn’t mention him when talking about his relatives

so is lance’s dad dead

or a space alien

[lostglassesoda]

tђєгє คгє ภ๏ ђคթթץ єภ๔เภɠร єภ๔เภɠร คгє tђє รค๔๔єรt թคгt ร๏ ןยรt ɠเשє ๓є ค ђคթթץ ๓เ๔๔lє คภ๔ ค שєгץ ђคթթץ รtคгt

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[madi-the-doll]

@zaiyo

[teaforascripturient-deactivated]

YOU LIMP LETTUCE

[whoa-honeybee]

This was completely on impulse and I spent nearly 3 hours on this

[Don’t repost without credit >:0]

[kris-utremade-deactivated202111]

reminder trans men aren’t just cute, they’re also handsome and hot as hell

[kris-utremade-deactivated202111]

you can rb this if you’re cis btw trans men deserve to know these Facts