Alex Jones Erotica Source

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[vergak]

John Carpenter's The Thang

[dogpuppy]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

[bad1dimagines]

we’re really getting into the specifics now

[senatortedcruz]

[senatortedcruz]

Can’t get over Keir Starmers little kitten. What a pathetic miserable beast

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[sorrrowfull]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[catasters]

[grawly]

[depsidase]

[christianstepmoms]

Republicans be like "Here Comes Mitch McConnell!!!"

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[g4yr4t]

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

[g4yr4t]

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

[elliespectacular]

bro tried to trip me