The Happy Cultist

For fun, laughs, games friends and the destruction of the universe! pfp and banner done by @hawthornvisual

[elucas-art]

(oc) the attic

[foxgirlchorix]

PLEASE BE AWARE that some dolls, especially recycled ones, are susceptible to hmphs- a vent may need to be installed to allow them to huff properly

[mareofmynight-archives]

[ragnabrockarchive-deactivated20]

i don’t care what y’all say this is still funny as hell

[catbountry]

I don’t watch the wrasslin’ but I like the cut of this guy’s jib.

[thisiswhyidonthaveatumblr]

You guys don’t understand.

Other dudes had been calling him Beaker as an insult for months.

And then the muppets hosted 

AND THIS FUCKING HAPPENED.

[brightlotusmoon]

[blenderbender1811]

He’s also canonically related to Ronald McDonald. Someone called him that and he retorted “Hey! You leave my family out of this!”

[pushovermediacritic]

@its-to-the-death

[elliespectacular]

Names I came up with

Creek Jameson

Alvin Marco Peniscocks

Grinn & Barrett (The Endurance Brothers)

Toot Jumpscare

Taxes Jumpscare

Jerediah Cornelius Jumpscare

Penelophe Nomenclature

Gul

Ol' Pappy Jizwald

Armored Howie

Treznor (Trent Reznor if he were awesome)

Rhonda the Hedgehog

Ewan Grossman

The One They Simply Call "Cherish"

Therestha Thalsburthy

Firstname J. Lastname III Esq.

Frauch (German word for woman who stubbed her toe once)

Yeet Carmichael

Derstiny Callowitz

Peepy Danforth

Ellie Spectacular

The Oathsinger <- pro wrestler

Astley Clydesdale

[cassia-c]

What does the J. in “Firstname J. Lastname III Esq.” stand for?

[elliespectacular]

Jay

[riotdyke]

Anyway I'm a very depressed butch trans lesbian and it looks like I might indeed just end up homeless soon so if you wanna maybe help me get food or weed or save for a hotel room my vrenmo is @riotrhea and you can dm me for PayPal thank u

[madi-the-doll]

WASH THEM!

[blorengerhymes]

fake dolls. they're just normal

[colinarcartperson]

I had an itch to draw my clown girls again~

[b0tster]

gm

[rabid-mercenary17]

@rudeboimonster i was saving this one

MEME OF THE DAY 🐇💜🔵🎟️⚠️

[gooseworx]

Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!

[gooseworx]

have you drawn anything from raggedy Ann and Andy? would you mind showing it?

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[beatlesweatles]

wyd after smokin this

[eventai]

[wraggyreptilia]

[nanadouken]

temporarily back on my vampire bullshit

[fagcrisis]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

the comic (#1890)

[madi-the-doll]

the most interesting thing is you didn’t try the gun. as it solves the most problems, per the diagram. but kudos on using the “correct” fire extinguishing method

[empress-of-dark2005]