What? Oh hell nah. Hold up… huh. Oh Okay!

sh3//h3r /// part time werewolf

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HI HELLO YESYES HI HOWDY HELLO

I've got things to say. follow me if u wanna hear my brain thingz or if you don't idk why u would tho. maybe i'm just that cool

im a scarecrow given life running through the streets of canada, im 4/5ths robot and counting, and im a living nuclear bomb stopped midair by an ancient frost sorcerer. im a worshipper of the elder jellyfish, a licensed oracle, i was gnawed on by a zombie once; i just asked it to stop politely and it dislodged its teeth. i am a radio jockey for the ghost club, a committed algos-hedonist, a magic girl by day and a killer clown by night.

sometimes i spout poetry on here and thats FINE.

I'm also working on a game and always cooking up somethin new. sometimes i just wanna say stuff about things or talk about shows or music i like. havegooday

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can we talk about how hard this went please

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tiktok wouldnt let me post this but hes my extremely self indulgent edit of hit movie This is The End to I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

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learning to drive. whys it kinda like playing fnaf

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if this gets 1 note ill start a tiktok account exclusively for making powerscaling edits of mcdonalds universe characters

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everytime someone gets a twin fantasy tattoo without the nips an angel loses its wings

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i love the taste of ibuprofen and every time i take one i remember that and it makes me feel like a slut

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robert walton needed his pussy ate more than anyone in literature

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@dyleedee RAAAH WE TAKE W’S HERE!!!!!!!

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frankenstein; or, the modern prometheyass

[oldpaintings]

Shot in the Dark, 1943 by Tom Lovell (American, 1909–1997)

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rip azula you wouldve loved fortnite

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rip sokka you wouldve loved fortnite

[blitheringbongus]

Wouldn’t it be so silly,, my love? (1/?)

It would be so silly frfr

[twirld]

Drowned Woman (detail, 1893) Jakub Schikaneder

[the-evil-clergyman]

He perceived a horrible rock, as black as ink, and the next minute one of the dragons casting out fire from his mouth., from Madame d’Aulnoy’s Fairy Tales by Gustaf Tenggren (1923)

[snoopypilled]

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass